Trans warranty issue turned into a complete shitshow today. Dropped off the ST, get driven a couple of miles to Enterprise to pick up a "comparable vehicle".
Choices were the smallest SUV I've ever seen (smaller than a Honda Fit) or a Charger.
Turns out Autonation ShitShow Ford Valencia hadn't made a reservation & were only prepared to pay $44/day... which doesn't cover anything "comparable" to an Explorer. They (Enterprise) had an Expedition with the fuel door hanging off..
Drive Charger to the dealer, fairly one sided conversation results in them being surprised Enterprise told us how much the dealer was prepared to pay & then the daily rate gets upped to $60/day...
But Enterprise doesn't have anything Explorer size so we end up driving 46 frigging miles to ANOTHER Enterprise (closer to home) where the guy behind the counter couldn't have given any less of a fuck & suggested ANOTHER Enterprise...
Drove home in the shitbox Charger, called the third Enterprise place.. "We have another Charger, or an Altima"
The first two places both had Chevy Traverses sitting there, the first place had that Expedition ... & TWO Maserati's.
Suspect the Maserati's were more than $60/day, didn't ask.
Suggested we call back at 9am tomorrow to see what showed up.
and breathe.... FFS.
Had a bowl of TinRoof Sundae
Roomie got hold of the first Enterprise & lit those fuckers up.
This black Charger is a complete shitbox. Their idea of washing it was to hose it off so it's covered on water spots. Hood looked like someone was dragged over it while wearing Scotchbrite pants. There isn't a straight panel on it, even the rood has dents.
Hit it with an old dirty MF & some cheap detailer. That took care of the spots.. then I actually fired up the G8 & buffed the scratches off the hood & left fender etc with some compound in a couple of minutes..
Late call from the gal at Enterprise & it looks like we may be getting an Expedition tomorrow... probably the one with the fuel door hanging off (which is $70/day).
Basically the Ford dealer fucked up by not reserving a comparable SUV when we made the appointment to drop the ST off. Tomorrows conversation with the Ford dealer is going to be a barn burner.