Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little

[Yambo]

This doesn't wind me up (very little does) but I guess amuses me.

I'm talking about stupid instructions. There are a few, one was familiar if you are a lover of Marmite - "spread thinly on toast". How fucking ridiculous is that?

The one that amused me today was "Do not block the aisle while putting your hand luggage in the overhead bins."

Planes are designed to require you to block the aisle ffs.

[slowsider]

Ronnie Pickering has to cross the road somewhere

[Taipan]

This doesn't wind me up (very little does) but I guess amuses me.

I'm talking about stupid instructions. There are a few, one was familiar if you are a lover of Marmite - "spread thinly on toast". How fucking ridiculous is that?

The one that amused me today was "Do not block the aisle while putting your hand luggage in the overhead bins."

Planes are designed to require you to block the aisle ffs.

This is a strange instruction!

[Noggin]

This BMP daily. Fair play to him for stopping the twat.

Watch the clip again if you think the cyclist is at fault.

The cyclist was doing what he's supposed to do, i.e. give way to the pedestrian. He's aiming for the gap behind the pedestrian..
The pedestrian stops and moves back into the cyclist's path. The pedestrian is the cause of the altercation.

Some people think vehicles are supposed to stop at pedestrian crossings. They're not, they're supposed to give way.

I was taught that you mustn't enter/go onto a pedestrian crossing until the crossing is clear - as in the pedestrian has completed the cross from one side to the other

Ok, I was taught that a loooooong time ago and it may not have been in the highway code!!

But, if the pedestrian saw what was probably yet another cyclist not following the code (if he was taught the same as me) then I get why he might have suddenly lost patience and made a stand.

It did make the other cyclists wait out until he'd finished the disagreement and finished crossing

[Saga Lout]

I was taught that you mustn't enter/go onto a pedestrian crossing until the crossing is clear - as in the pedestrian has completed the cross from one side to the other

Hare's the relevant parts of rule 195 (you can check it here)

Zebra and parallel crossings. As you approach a zebra crossing

look out for pedestrians waiting to cross and be ready to slow down or stop to let them cross
you should give way to pedestrians waiting to cross
you MUST give way when a pedestrian has moved onto a crossing

The cyclist did all of that. The drama was caused by the entitled pedestrian.

[Saga Lout]

...But then, he's a cyclist so is by definition, ignorant of the law.

That explains a lot. I'm a cyclist so obviously I know nothing .

[Saga Lout]

I've worked out what's been giving me a low level niggling "something not right" feeling about rail tickets:

"Valid via any permitted route"

In other words: "Valid where it's valid".

I have a similar thing about Masterchef and similar cooking programmes.

"The secret is to cook it not too much and not too little".

That is true of ALL cooking, pretty much by definition. And indeed almost any other activity you care to partake in.

That's the Goldilocks rule:

Not too hot, not too cold
Not too soft, not too hard
Not too large, not too small
etc.

[Felix]

This BMP daily. Fair play to him for stopping the twat.

Brolly in the front wheel would have sored the cunt out

[Jody]

I'm still a massive wuss

I thought it would be a good ides to change the dressing on my wrist yesterday (I had carpal tunnel surgery on Monday)

Bandage off, here's my gash (copyright Noggin)



got in the shower, started feeling light headed, got out of the shower, had to go and lie down.

Eventually got my head back together and managed to redress the wound.

45 year old, snowboarding, mountain biking, snowboarding hero, can't handle looking at a small cut on his hand

[Taipan]

I couldn’t wait to see my gash and haven’t stopped grossing people out with the pictures since and regaling them with the tale of amazement at how easy it was to cut and remove the staples!

[DefTrap]

Fooking hell - did you do the surgery yourself?

[Mr. Dazzle]

Fooking hell - did you do the surgery yourself?

Either him or the lad from the Cornish pasty bakery down the road.

[lostboy]

I was taught that you mustn't enter/go onto a pedestrian crossing until the crossing is clear - as in the pedestrian has completed the cross from one side to the other

Hare's the relevant parts of rule 195 (you can check it here)

Zebra and parallel crossings. As you approach a zebra crossing

look out for pedestrians waiting to cross and be ready to slow down or stop to let them cross
you should give way to pedestrians waiting to cross
you MUST give way when a pedestrian has moved onto a crossing

The cyclist did all of that. The drama was caused by the entitled pedestrian.

SL is bang on - the pedestrian has gone looking for trouble. He walks off in the same direction as he started as the clip is ending. I'm a little disappointed that they cyclist took that shit from him.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Seems pretty obvious to me that the pedestrian started walking, sees a cyclist bearing down on him and instinctively steps backwards again to avoid a collision. Meanwhile the cyclist assumes the ped is gonna keep moving forward, so when said ped reactively steps back the two come together.

As a pedestrian it's not a safe bet that someone is going to stop at a zebra crossing, I'd never assume they're going to stop until either they have or they've given you the universal hand wave.

As a cyclist you shouldn't be aiming to cut people really close. Pedestrians are like frightened horses a lot of the time.

Meh - 6 of one. As usual in these situations everyone looks like a cvnt. Both had the chance to not be dicks and both elected to not take that chance

[Jody]

Seems pretty obvious to me that the pedestrian started walking, sees a cyclist bearing down on him and instinctively steps backwards again to avoid a collision. Meanwhile the cyclist assumes the ped is gonna keep moving forward, so when said ped reactively steps back the two come together.

As a pedestrian it's not a safe bet that someone is going to stop at a zebra crossing, I'd never assume they're going to stop until either they have or they've given you the universal hand wave.

As a cyclist you shouldn't be aiming to cut people really close. Pedestrians are like frightened horses a lot of the time.

Meh - 6 of one. As usual in these situations everyone looks like a cvnt. Both had the chance to not be dicks and both elected to not take that chance

I think living in London does that to some people !

[lostboy]

Seems pretty obvious to me that the pedestrian started walking, sees a cyclist bearing down on him and instinctively steps backwards again to avoid a collision. Meanwhile the cyclist assumes the ped is gonna keep moving forward, so when said ped reactively steps back the two come together.

As a pedestrian it's not a safe bet that someone is going to stop at a zebra crossing, I'd never assume they're going to stop until either they have or they've given you the universal hand wave.

As a cyclist you shouldn't be aiming to cut people really close. Pedestrians are like frightened horses a lot of the time.

Meh - 6 of one. As usual in these situations everyone looks like a cvnt. Both had the chance to not be dicks and both elected to not take that chance

He doesn't step backward, he turns to confront the cyclist. Only one cunt in that situation.

[The Martian]

It's not the £ with the house stuff, it's the hassle of having it invaded by decorators etc. My approach is like cars, buy house, use it until it's a bit tatty, sell it and buy another in better nick.

My sentiments exactly! Plus Mrs CJ is NEVER happy with the 'professional' tradesman and I usually have to sand something down and re-finish it to her standards. Or finish the job if the aforesaid 'professional' walks off in a huff because his idea of quality is not what she wants! We moved into a brand new house a while back, and I had to repaint every square inch of gloss, and at several walls of emulsion.

You're getting the wrong people in. I ask for a walk around close to the end of the job and rarely get any snags.
If you get a decorator in they should be spending about half the job on prep work to ensure the finish is right.
Expectations of quality should be sorted out when quoting, some people just want a refresh, others want it perfect.

[Ditchfinder]

Decorators who paint over the bleed ports of radiators

[Taipan]

I guess the rights and wrongs of the twat riding across the crossing are open to opinion, but that just the tip of the iceberg. They do that on light-controlled crossings and go against their red light. TBF, it's not all Londons cyclists that are cnuts, It's normally, but not always, the delivery boys or lycra clads that do this. The red light jumping and just plain irresponsible riding has become enough of an issue for me to upgrade and always use a GoPro now.

It's not all bad though. I saw two lycras crash into each other and decide to have a fight because of it. Funny as fook as they were sliding and falling over whilst trying to lamp each other cos they had those cleats (sp?) on! Wish I'd had my GoPro that day, the vid would have gone viral!

[Saga Lout]

I guess the rights and wrongs of the twat riding across the crossing are open to opinion, but that just the tip of the iceberg. They do that on light-controlled crossings and go against their red light. TBF, it's not all Londons cyclists that are cnuts, It's normally, but not always, the delivery boys or lycra clads that do this. The red light jumping and just plain irresponsible riding has become enough of an issue for me to upgrade and always use a GoPro now.

It's not all bad though. I saw two lycras crash into each other and decide to have a fight because of it. Funny as fook as they were sliding and falling over whilst trying to lamp each other cos they had those cleats (sp?) on! Wish I'd had my GoPro that day, the vid would have gone viral!

Lycra [x]
Red light jumping [x]
Don't pay road tax [ ]

Two out of three's not bad, I suppose.