Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Dunno, it's a skip in the street of some northern town with the post code for a Derby post office
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Re: Jokes Thread
Is it Raleigh Chopper related?
Otherwise haven't a clue although they did find live mortar shells in a skip in Derby...in December 2021.
Otherwise haven't a clue although they did find live mortar shells in a skip in Derby...in December 2021.
The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.
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Re: Jokes Thread
It'll need a shed-load of stamps if someone expects them to deliver it.MrLongbeard wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 2:33 pm Dunno, it's a skip in the street of some northern town with the post code for a Derby post office
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Re: Jokes Thread
I just got 3 tips off a bookie for the Grand National.
Sunshine.
Moonlight.
Good Times
If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame it on the Bookie.
Sunshine.
Moonlight.
Good Times
If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame it on the Bookie.
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Re: Jokes Thread
My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now and her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.