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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Demannu wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 1:23 pm IMG_20220407_142206.jpg
?????
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Dunno, it's a skip in the street of some northern town with the post code for a Derby post office
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You boys need to watch a bit of daytime telly!
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Demannu wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 2:45 pm You boys need to watch a bit of daytime telly!
Any clues?
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Demannu wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 2:45 pm You boys need to watch a bit of daytime telly!
No we don’t.
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Is it Raleigh Chopper related?

Otherwise haven't a clue although they did find live mortar shells in a skip in Derby...in December 2021.
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MrLongbeard wrote: Thu Apr 07, 2022 2:33 pm Dunno, it's a skip in the street of some northern town with the post code for a Derby post office
It'll need a shed-load of stamps if someone expects them to deliver it.
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I just got 3 tips off a bookie for the Grand National.
Sunshine.
Moonlight.
Good Times
If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame it on the Bookie.
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David wrote: Sun Apr 17, 2022 1:26 pm????
He's the Spurs manager. They lost to Brighton yesterday.
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My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now and her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died.

Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. :thumbup:
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