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2 fake NOS bottles. :wtf: :wtf:
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IOU0 wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 12:15 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:43 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-SUZUKI- ... 3638179993

I'm sure there's plenty of people who'd like it... I hope I don't know any of them.

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KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:43 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-SUZUKI- ... 3638179993

I'm sure there's plenty of people who'd like it... I hope I don't know any of them.

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KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:43 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-SUZUKI- ... 3638179993

I'm sure there's plenty of people who'd like it... I hope I don't know any of them.

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That's a stock SV650X.

The X is the 'cafe racer' version of the SV650, but you knew that.
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KungFooBob wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:38 pm That's a stock SV650X.

The X is the 'cafe racer' version of the SV650, but you knew that.
Nope, until about 20 min ago I wasn't aware of its existence!
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weeksy wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:36 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-SV650 ... SwPsFfGU00

What in the name of God is that!!!
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weeksy wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:36 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-SV650 ... SwPsFfGU00

What in the name of God is that!!!
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weeksy wrote: Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:36 pm https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-SV650 ... SwPsFfGU00

What in the name of God is that!!!
I think we've found Trickys new bike!
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I should start a new thread...

Ebay bikes I want to buy, but probably won't.

I've got a strange obsession with the last of the GSXR1100's. I might buy one some day, but they seem to have a bit of a following and prices are going up. So I started looking at the 750's.

There's something about up and over framed GSXR's that I really like.

It's local and it's pocket money, but I'll still not buy it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Suzuki- ... 4760721127

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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:34 pm I should start a new thread...

Ebay bikes I want to buy, but probably won't.

I've got a strange obsession with the last of the GSXR1100's. I might buy one some day, but they seem to have a bit of a following and prices are going up. So I started looking at the 750's.

There's something about up and over framed GSXR's that I really like.

It's local and it's pocket money, but I'll still not buy it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Suzuki- ... 4760721127

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Looks proper mint!
On one of the FB racing forums, somebody just now, put up a video of TT Proddy race at Carnaby. A 21 year old Mr Whitham mullered them all on a GSXR1100 :mrgreen:
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Aug 04, 2020 10:34 pm I should start a new thread...

Ebay bikes I want to buy, but probably won't.

I've got a strange obsession with the last of the GSXR1100's. I might buy one some day, but they seem to have a bit of a following and prices are going up. So I started looking at the 750's.

There's something about up and over framed GSXR's that I really like.

It's local and it's pocket money, but I'll still not buy it.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Suzuki- ... 4760721127

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Looks proper mint!
They're a nice enough bike, but by then they were blown into the weeds by the YZF and ZXRs, the SRAD was a huge step forward, they just feel old to ride.

They're cheap because they're in the no man's land between "classic" oil coolers and SRADs.

The only real 1100s worth talking about are the Slabsides and the "L"

I do have a hankering for the infamous "K" in black though.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a Bandit Bobber -

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Lutin wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:26 pm Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a Bandit Bobber -

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Another offering from dungdeal.
Don't give me it. Look shite :mrgreen:
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Lutin wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:26 pm Image
It's a proper mullet of a bike, that.

Bobber at the front, scrambler at the back.
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Lutin wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:26 pm Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a Bandit Bobber -

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Another offering from dungdeal.
I'm astounded someone can build that, take a picture and say "yup, that's exactly what I was going for"
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weeksy wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:11 pm
Lutin wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:26 pm Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a Bandit Bobber -

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Another offering from dungdeal.
I'm astounded someone can build that, take a picture and say "yup, that's exactly what I was going for"
That's why he's selling it. He took a look and realised it'd be easier to start again.
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I bet it rides even worse than it looks...
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