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We have spectacles 8-)
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slowsider wrote: ↑Wed Nov 03, 2021 7:39 am We have spectacles 8-)
We (some of us) also have the real thing. :mrgreen:

(Although not all of the nurses look like that :lol: )
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They may have thought they were in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch but the nearest Burger King is the other side of the Menai Strait.[/pedant] :P
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Yesterday my wife gave me a sealed envelope that had "Do not open until 2025" on it. Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to follow simple instructions.
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derek badger wrote: ↑Sun Nov 07, 2021 2:28 pm Yesterday my wife gave me a sealed envelope that had "Do not open until 2025" on it. Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to follow simple instructions.
Did you open it at 25 past 8?
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Today I met the man who invented the window cill, honestly what a ledge...
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The giraffe I bought in the summer to save money trimming the tall hedges is costing a bloody fortune in scarves since the weather has turned...
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Did you know that if you look at the word 'gullible' upside down it looks like a fish?
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Count Steer wrote: ↑Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:12 pm Did you know that if you look at the word 'gullible' upside down it looks like a fish?
I didn't know that. But everybody knows that it's not in the dictionary, don't they?
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Taipan wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:32 am Image
But they can swim, at Neum.
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KungFooBob wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:14 am
Taipan wrote: ↑Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:32 am Image
But they can swim, at Neum.
All of them! :D
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