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Some of it isn't that bad, but some of it is.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124913101338

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At least the seat isn't brown.
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Sep 28, 2021 9:41 pm Some of it isn't that bad, but some of it is.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124913101338

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At least the seat isn't brown.
If the builder had destroyed a VT500 to make that, I would have said it was a bit of an improvement... but I quite liked the Transalp.
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Sep 28, 2021 9:41 pm Some of it isn't that bad, but some of it is.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124913101338

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At least the seat isn't brown.
I'd have been quite happy if I'd managed to transform the box of transalp and Africa twin bits I once had into something remotely resembling that.
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Wooohooooooooo! It's got side panels. :lol: :lol:
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Count Steer wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 2:51 pm Wooohooooooooo! It's got side panels. :lol: :lol:
Yeah, but they're a totally different shape to the hole!
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 2:59 pm
Count Steer wrote: Wed Sep 29, 2021 2:51 pm Wooohooooooooo! It's got side panels. :lol: :lol:
Yeah, but they're a totally different shape to the hole!
One step at a time KFB...it's progress. :D
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Some fun cleaning the flies off that one.....
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Alright, you can find uglier bikes than KTMs
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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 2:00 pm Alright, you can find uglier bikes than KTMs
LOL you've not even let the XSR get cold yet and you're onto the KTM jokes ;)
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weeksy wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 2:03 pm
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 2:00 pm Alright, you can find uglier bikes than KTMs
LOL you've not even let the XSR get cold yet and you're onto the KTM jokes ;)
To be fair to the XSR, it's better looking than any of the KTM road bikes, but since my taste in bikes is very 1980s and 90s I'm really not in a position to criticise - I've got so middle aged that today I commented how great it was to have a trailer to pick up fence panels with, I think I may have turned the corner into OLD
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ZRX1200 track bike anyone?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304190210350

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Fook. :shock:
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With a set of ZZR1100 cams it would probably be a bit of a sleeper... still fuckin' ugly tho'
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That is fucking horrible
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Nothing special, I just love his marketing tag line...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304186600154
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Another special from Dungdeal - Custom mini cafe racer

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Lutin wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:46 am Another special from Dungdeal - Custom mini cafe racer

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Custom welded frame

110cc

Has Z50 vin plate on it 1977

This is not a toy

Starts and goes hard ,

Hard to keep under control

Call for more information

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Not for the faint hearted then!
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KungFooBob wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 7:46 pm ZRX1200 track bike anyone?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/304190210350

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I looked at that and immediately thought of a lava lamp!