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I've been posting these on the 'interesting bikes' thread, but its about time they had their own place...

This isn't terrible, it's not exactly concours either, but the price makes you say WTF!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kawasaki-zx7 ... 4312270558

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The photo made me go wtf...
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Rockburner wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:55 pm The photo made me go wtf...
Too much Ninja, right?
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Is a red Kawasaki actually legal ?

Horrible red too.
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hilldweller wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:45 pm Is a red Kawasaki actually legal ?

Horrible red too.
It was a factory colour 'Candy Apple Red' iirc, however the original decals were a teeny bit classier.
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Fuck sake.

Now I'll be getting that ugly bastard popping up every 5 minutes.

Still interested in ZXR?

No ebay,fuck off.

Fully restored. :lol:
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It's fully restored (except the rusty bits :shhh: ).
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Hot_Air wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 11:43 am except the rusty bits :shhh:
Factory spec!
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brembo sticker though. Pfffft horrid red, even the candy red ZZR1100 I had was a nicer red

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Bare with me.

XSR700...

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XSR700 'Tribute' Edition...

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So?

Well they've fitted gators to the Tribute, but kept the plastic ford protectors on!

WTF!
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rodbargee wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:20 pm brembo sticker though. Pfffft horrid red, even the candy red ZZR1100 I had was a nicer red

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That was the same colour as my first C1.
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-xj-60 ... SwB1Ve9wxl

Erm...

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I think I've seen those pipes somewhere before...

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Big problem on XJ600's is the joints between the downpipes and the silencers rotting out. I'm guessing this guy was just looking for a cheap fix with readily available parts.

Looks like it's going to be sketchy for ground clearance, but if you get that far over on a divvy you're already in trouble!
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KungFooBob wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:50 am https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-xj-60 ... SwB1Ve9wxl

Erm...

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I think I've seen those pipes somewhere before...

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Skub wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:31 pm
rodbargee wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:20 pm brembo sticker though. Pfffft horrid red, even the candy red ZZR1100 I had was a nicer red

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That was the same colour as my first C1.
that was a C1 too I sold it to Zanx then some one else had it for a while eventually Pobs bought it and had a crash in France I think.
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I've spend a fuck ton of cash 'customising' my 11 year old bike with bolt on tat...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-spee ... 4063126441

Now I'm going to try and sell it for what I've paid.

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£10K!!!!
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:16 pm I've spend a fuck ton of cash 'customising'
What a back wheel, I'll bet that was few bob.
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:16 pm I've spend a fuck ton of cash 'customising' my 11 year old bike with bolt on tat...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-spee ... 4063126441

Now I'm going to try and sell it for what I've paid.

£10K!!!!
That seat is fucking horrible, wtf was he thinking?

2009 low mileage Speed Triple is worth maybe £4500. Parts to put it back to standard £2k, My labour charge £1k.

£1500 seems like a reasonable price for it
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10k? :wtf:

Yer man is due for a rude awakening. I think he may have made himself a bike for life!
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KungFooBob wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 9:16 pm I've spend a fuck ton of cash 'customising' my 11 year old bike with bolt on tat...
You fooled me, I really thought it was your bike with a clever "don't buy my bike it's rubbish" negative adverts.
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