I probably shouldn't add anything,but it's the interwebz innit. :P

I don't care about food,other than it's fuel to keep you alive,so the least amount of time wasted,the better. The whole preparation and clearing up all for 15 minutes eating time,wears me down. Part of the reason I hate Xmas,it's ...

Friday - Dinner with Mrs McS at the Six Bells in Chiddingly.
Saturday - Pissed in the garden
This morning - Guzzi! And about to get pissed again.

Buck Fugger. It's an alias I use on various official/government sites. You're welcome to nick it for a gee gee, it sounds quite bad without actually being rude
I've already got buckfugger.com though.

I like my personalised numberplate. It's on the Harley at the moment, but will be going back onto the new Diavel

Wayward Pines. 15 years since we last watched it, it's great. And Happy. Which is a bit of a Christmas thing (the first series anyway) but it's so utterly violent and mental it's suitable for year round viewing. Also Utopia, the proper British one. IMHO better than Breaking Bad and should have had a ...

Me & Mrs McSatan went for a breakfast ride this morning, about 40 miles to the Butcher's Hook cafe. It was already 26 degrees when we left at 0800. She has this 'cool' shirt thing that you soak in water, put in the fridge in a pouch and leave for a few hours. You'd think you'd get soaked when you ...

P55 FLP is available for £250 from DVLA. I had it, but my wife made me cancel the order, saying she wasn't getting in any car with that as a VRN.

Oddly enough I've just phoned up and cancelled mine*. The malnutrition, sepsis and pneumonia after the chemo/radiotherapy royally fucked me. Still not completely recovered but much better than I was, I can actually walk about a bit now :)

* Or tried to. You can't do a change of circumstances online ...

ZRX61 wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2026 3:41 pm The issue I have with those Drivels is they look like they weight 1500lb.

About 500lbs. Less than my CBX750. The weight's all low down, so easy to ride.

I still have my Gen 1 - it has probably got to the point where it’s not really worth selling it !


And neither should you! If I hadn't had a test ride on a Zero I'd still have mine. Despite the Zero being the best bike in the world, I've mumped and moaned about missing the noise and the drama of ...

Yorick wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2026 3:17 pm

McSatan wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2026 3:01 pm

Yorick wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2026 2:45 pm

To match his red face ?

I'd respond with a cutting remark but, that's probably the highlight of your day so I'll hold my tongue.

Was in jest mate. No offence intended

Ach sorry, I was trying to be funny as well. It's only funny when it's not

There's too many very good ones to list, but there's two that stick in my mind when asked this question.

One - The full tasting menu with wine at the Fat Duck in Bray. My darling wife somehow managed to wangle it at short notice for my birthday about 16 years ago. She must have either pretended to ...

Yorick wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2026 2:45 pm

Taipan wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2026 2:29 pm Epic bike, and i've always wanted one. Good to see you getting a bit zesty about things too. Will you dye yer goatee Ducati red?

To match his red face ?

I'd respond with a cutting remark but, that's probably the highlight of your day so I'll hold my tongue.

Epic bike, and i've always wanted one. Good to see you getting a bit zesty* about things too. Will you dye yer goatee Ducati red? :D


No, I've let it all grow out (hair and beard) back to ghrey. I tried to dye it green before the blue was properly gone and ended up with a fetching shade of ...

I accidentally bought another Diavel. A Gen 2 this time. I traded in the first one for a Zero, which is still faster than this Diavel, but it's three years old now and has just had its first MOT, and I miss having a cartoon bike with a 240 section back tyre, ear splitting Termignonis, and the scary ...

Yep, it was well documented at the time but it was about twenty years ago now and it's become mythical.

I think it might have been Hunter that coined it "The Bumming Hat" :lol:


He was a loser. I used to work with him.


He was a funny character though, on the forum at least I never met ...

I'd play it naturally. With my wife taking a picture of me in Mr Bond's DB5. That really is Mr Bond's DB5, His surname is Bond and he was given that DB5 brand new for his 18th birthday, my ex brother in law used to be his butler. I've shot squirrels and rabbits on the lawn from his drawing room with ...

I was going to describe all the spaztackularly good ones I've had, NZ, Australia, America, various bits of Africa, all the good stuff, road trips etc.

Gold. Manafuck, one of the few wise decisions I made about 5 years ago was selling my woods and buying gold.

On a slightly related retirement note, anyone want to buy a large double garage with an ensuite 3 bed bungalow right by the beach in East Sussex?
Lovely garden, parking for about six cars ...

I feel like the cat out of Red Dwarf "Eh?" I know those are words, but I am sans une clue as to what they mean.