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If ever there was an ebay ad description written by AI, then this has to be it...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204863631638
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166889576104

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When you have an S in the garage, but fancy a GS.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266935743222

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KungFooBob wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 7:42 pm When you have an S in the garage, but fancy a GS.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266935743222

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@Rockburner Didn't we see a strange GS hybrid thing at Goodwood? What was that one? (iirc you may have got a pic?).
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I don't mind the looks of that thing. More preferable to the GS barnacles.
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I should look like this, which is more preferable, imho.

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KungFooBob wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 8:31 pm I should look like this, which is more preferable, imho.

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KungFooBob wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 8:31 pm I should look like this, which is more preferable, imho.

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Well it's more preferable compared to a K1.
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Supermofo wrote: Thu Aug 29, 2024 12:08 pm NTV 916 anyone :shock:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/326186628652
So you get the crap riding position and about half the performance of a real 916...
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A well sorted K5 Gixxah. 8-)

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Jeez, that's really rough!
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I've stared at that for several minutes trying to understand why but nothing is coming to me :shock:
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Count Steer wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 8:21 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 7:42 pm When you have an S in the garage, but fancy a GS.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266935743222

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@Rockburner Didn't we see a strange GS hybrid thing at Goodwood? What was that one? (iirc you may have got a pic?).
That was some weird 850GS.
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