Ebay 'WTF' bikes

[ChrisW]

It's not the worst bike ever, but you have to wonder about the type of person who thought "You know what my KLE500 needs... a single sided swinging arm"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11587941104

Just as interesting is the listing only has a single line of text as its description - you usually get a short story with this sort of thing.

[Gregor]

Oh my giddy aunt !



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225740570183 ... media=COPY

[Bustaspoke]

That plaque on the handlebars says that it's a limited edition of 100. Did they really find another 99 buyers

[The Spin Doctor]

That plaque on the handlebars says that it's a limited edition of 100. Did they really find another 99 buyers

Probably - all waiting for this collector's item to appreciate.

Personally, the only folk I can see rushing to collect this are the bin men.

[Gregor]

Cringe

[ChrisW]

Cringe

At least they fitted it with a mercy button....

[Ian]

I am haunted by the thought of it going over a bump and crushing the pillions genitals between the two seats.

On looking again that pillion pad subframe is held on by 3 6mm bolts, surely not enough to support an unsprung human for long before the bolts fail. There are also no pillion pegs but there is a seat. How did this lash up ever get through whatever regulations cover new vehicles?

[Pirahna]

I am haunted by the thought of it going over a bump and crushing the pillions genitals between the two seats.

On looking again that pillion pad subframe is held on by 3 6mm bolts, surely not enough to support an unsprung human for long before the bolts fail. There are also no pillion pegs but there is a seat. How did this lash up ever get through whatever regulations cover new vehicles?

It's not a pillion seat, it's for the rider to shift back onto when going really fast, chin on the tank.

[Ian]

It's not a pillion seat, it's for the rider to shift back onto when going really fast, chin on the tank.

And trap his plums under the front seat when he hits a bump

[mangocrazy]

Bears all the signs of being designed by a committee. I can see nothing positive about it. It's fucking hideous.

[Mr Moofo]

Oh my giddy aunt !



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225740570183 ... media=COPY

It was a real limited edition that sold out very quickly. And for about 20k a pop.
It’s hideous

[Whysub]

£18,000 new from CCM.

Doesn't appear to have been a good short term investment.

[KungFooBob]

Just sticking this here, not because it's a terrible bike, I just want to see how cheap it goes...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314778070585

(at 3.5 hours to go it was at £1650)

[JackyJoll]

Cringe

And cringe again!

Sorry everyone. It’s an EMGÖhlins.

[KungFooBob]

Just sticking this here, not because it's a terrible bike, I just want to see how cheap it goes...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314778070585

(at 3.5 hours to go it was at £1650)

Well it ended, with no reserve, at £1,650.

Someone got a cheap Superduke (if it's not totally fucked).

[Supermofo]

Oh my giddy aunt !



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225740570183 ... media=COPY

That looks like something Grayson Perry would build

[The Spin Doctor]

That looks like something Grayson Perry would build

Perry has FAR more talent.

[Jody]

Just sticking this here, not because it's a terrible bike, I just want to see how cheap it goes...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314778070585

(at 3.5 hours to go it was at £1650)

That was a very cheap bike for somebody !

[Yorick]

Just sticking this here, not because it's a terrible bike, I just want to see how cheap it goes...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/314778070585

(at 3.5 hours to go it was at £1650)

That was a very cheap bike for somebody !

It was cheap coz no bugger wanted it

[Noggin]

Bleurgh

Definitely needs finishing, with something

Translation of the description at the bottom - love the bit that says “ideally should be dismantled and the frame repainted as it’s ugly”!!!!