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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 7:39 am
We have spectacles 
We (some of us) also have the real thing.
(Although not all of the nurses look like that
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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 8:08 am
(Although not all of the nurses look like that
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2021 11:50 pm
They may have thought they were in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch but the nearest Burger King is the other side of the Menai Strait.[/pedant]
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 2:28 pm
Yesterday my wife gave me a sealed envelope that had "Do not open until 2025" on it. Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to follow simple instructions.
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 3:04 pm
Did you open it at 25 past 8?derek badger wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 2:28 pm Yesterday my wife gave me a sealed envelope that had "Do not open until 2025" on it. Inside was a list of reasons why I can't be trusted to follow simple instructions.
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 7:45 pm
Today I met the man who invented the window cill, honestly what a ledge...
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 7:46 pm
The giraffe I bought in the summer to save money trimming the tall hedges is costing a bloody fortune in scarves since the weather has turned...
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:12 pm
Did you know that if you look at the word 'gullible' upside down it looks like a fish?
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:14 pm
I didn't know that. But everybody knows that it's not in the dictionary, don't they?Count Steer wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:12 pm Did you know that if you look at the word 'gullible' upside down it looks like a fish?
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But they can swim, at Neum.
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2021 10:19 am
All of them!
