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Table Football have brought out a Premier League Edition!

If you were a child when Red Red Wine was realised, UB40 ish now...

Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times.

Taipan wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:11 am Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times.

True story that

Taipan wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:11 am Hadn't seen this for many a year, but still hear it quoted at times.

We had to watch that rubbish on t'telly. Kids today don't know they're born.

My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.

I said maybe.

Taipan wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:45 am Sad News, today I attended a funeral of a good friend who was killed by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service...

Told that one to a couple I know today, guy just stared at me in confusion, his wife was in hysterics.

Little boy gets home from school and says, "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."

His Dad replies, "Never mind, son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!!"

A good few of these floating around at the moment!

Taipan wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:54 pm A good few of these floating around at the moment!

Peregrine falcons have a lifespan of about 17 years.
Therefore every Peregrine Falcon alive today was hatched since the turn of the century.
Therefore every Peregrine Falcon you might see is a Millennium Falcon !

I'm nerdy enough to have laughed at that.

gremlin wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:03 pm I'm nerdy enough to have laughed at that.

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be nerdy to guess what the planes are called.

And pedantic enough to comment that there's only a singular Thunderbolt.