Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.

[gremlin]

Remember that thing you used to do at school, when you'd ask the rhetorical question, 'What's got two thumbs and can >insert action here<?' and then point both thumbs back towards yourself with a smug smile?

Imagine me doing it now when I say 'What's got two thumbs, can still get a bone on and still spaff his load, post prostate surgery when i was told it was very unlikely?'

I know. Gross, but I'm feeling quite pleased and relieved, even though since my vasectomy many years ago it's served no practical purpose.

Nearly drown.

I know you said your balls were full...

If only!

Back in my 20's maybe, but even then, doubtful.

[Yambo]

Nearly drown.

I know you said your balls were full...

Drowned in what precisely cheb. . . ?

[gremlin]

Nearly drown.

I know you said your balls were full...

Drowned in what precisely cheb. . . ?

What happens in the Islands stays in the Islands....

Have you never seen Wickerman?

[Yorick]

I know you said your balls were full...

Drowned in what precisely cheb. . . ?

What happens in the Islands stays in the Islands....

Please God don't let him come here again

[gremlin]

Drowned in what precisely cheb. . . ?

What happens in the Islands stays in the Islands....

Please God don't let him come here again

Had I had to pay excess baggage for my nuts I wouldn't have.

But now....

[Noggin]

More 'things that make me laugh, a lot'

My boss was talking to one of the drivers this evening and commenting on the fact that she got a 300€ tip - he said "I think there was a blow job involved" Extra funny cos she's his wife - and there really wouldn't have been!!

Later, I was talking to another driver about my inability to pronounce "toute" correctly. Alan uses a vape thingy and it's quite a chunky one. So he gets the vape and says "you need to practice like this - " and sticks the Vape in his mouth and says "toute" around it! I didn't have the french words to explain why I was sat there howling with laughter (That really did look like he was telling me to practice saying "toute" whilst giving a BJ !! )


It's the little things that make me laugh

[Saga Lout]

What are available?

I see what you didn't do there, dear

Dear? Deer, surely!

And don't call me dear.

[Taipan]

The wife getting an all clear as her test results. Its been hanging over us a bit, so that is a relief!

[Horse]

I see what you didn't do there, dear

Dear? Deer, surely!

And don't call me dear.

Shirley, you don't mean that?

[weeksy]

The boys latest Instagram clip has gone bonkers

Usually he gets 200-400 likes.

I got up at 7am and he'd got 1700, in the last hour he's gained 400 more. I'd love to know how/why so we could take advantage of it in the future.

[Count Steer]

The boys latest Instagram clip has gone bonkers

Usually he gets 200-400 likes.

I got up at 7am and he'd got 1700, in the last hour he's gained 400 more. I'd love to know how/why so we could take advantage of it in the future.

Time to include a link to that JustGiving page!

[weeksy]

The boys latest Instagram clip has gone bonkers

Usually he gets 200-400 likes.

I got up at 7am and he'd got 1700, in the last hour he's gained 400 more. I'd love to know how/why so we could take advantage of it in the future.

Now hitting 6000 likes and 56,000 views !

[Count Steer]

I assume the snow and snow riding hashtags are new? Any others specific to this post?

Are they turning into followers?

Hashtags are the usual thing, but maybe Vroomy & the Bots are getting into downhill?

[weeksy]

I assume the snow and snow riding hashtags are new? Any others specific to this post?

Are they turning into followers?

Hashtags are the usual thing, but maybe Vroomy & the Bots are getting into downhill?

Correct

Yeah he's gained a fair few new followers

It'll be interesting to see if any other grow and snowball, but i imagine it's a one-off

[ZRX61]

My latest is misdirected/fake outrage. It's hilarious.

[Sadlonelygit]

Listening to GHR and a bit of Ken Bruce, when he has Tony Hadley on, and he mentions that he went jogging with ONJ in the SoF with Miles Copeland's chateau in the background.
That's the next house down on the left from me

[Sadlonelygit]

European crane.
We are on the flight path for their migration, south in November, north feb/march.
They use our Manor for navigational readings, flocks of about 2-300 at a time swirling above us, do about 10 laps, work out which way is north and away they go!
Bloody noisy at times though!

[Yorick]

We have cranes here all year round. But do get some birds only a month or 2 a year. On way to Africa

[Felix]

Bit late as i forgot and dont bother logging in here much now but 11 years since a quit the fags have just passed. Not even one sneaky puff has been had. Just stopped.

[Saga Lout]

Bit late as i forgot and dont bother logging in here much now but 11 years since a quit the fags have just passed. Not even one sneaky puff has been had. Just stopped.

Well done.

I've lost track but I think it's 40 years for me later this month. I'd been working my way up to stopping the foolish habit on April Fool's Day but it got to about March 20th and I thought "Sod it, let's start (stop) right now". So I threw away what was left of my final pack of Benson & Hedges, and that was that.