Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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Re: Jokes Thread
I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said, "Homer is a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair!"
He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
I said, "Homer is a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair!"
"Be kind to past versions of yourself that didn't know what you know now."
Walt Whitman
https://soundcloud.com/skub1955
Walt Whitman
https://soundcloud.com/skub1955
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Re: Jokes Thread
Draw a doodle and let the AI turn it into a nice* picture: https://seoi.net/penint/
* Probably SFW. Depends what you were thinking when you drew your doodle.
* Probably SFW. Depends what you were thinking when you drew your doodle.