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Taipan wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:46 pm https://whenisthepubopen.co.uk/
Lo siento, no entiendo :(
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Should be in the Current Affairs, Politics, News forum. That's what it's for.
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PitaNaanRoti wrote: Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:58 am [media] [/media]
Thisis very defamatory and offensive.
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I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, "Homer is a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair!"
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Draw a doodle and let the AI turn it into a nice* picture: https://seoi.net/penint/


* Probably SFW. Depends what you were thinking when you drew your doodle. ;)
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Saga Lout wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:08 pm Draw a doodle and let the AI turn it into a nice* picture: https://seoi.net/penint/


* Probably SFW. Depends what you were thinking when you drew your doodle. ;)
How silly (shared it :lol: )
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Does it mean something different in the USofA?

https://earth.app.goo.gl/cDhnPP
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Saga Lout wrote: Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:08 pm Draw a doodle and let the AI turn it into a nice* picture: https://seoi.net/penint/


* Probably SFW. Depends what you were thinking when you drew your doodle. ;)
You can give it a shake too!
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From the same Essex school that recently produced the 'NO ENRY' road paint.
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