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Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:43 pm
by Yorick
the_priest wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:40 pm
They cannot tell if I have the virus or not. In other words, the tests either failed, there was not enough DNA or I am on the cusp of being positive, but the test cannot give that result due to not enough in my system at the moment. The wife had two positive PCR's (and two void ones before that).
The other reality is that I am negative, but it could get that result due to not enough DNA again.... hoping for the latter!!
Are you short of DNA? I've got loads.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:25 am
by Trinity765
Royal Mail delivered a parcel to my Mum's on Monday. She didn't answer the door as she is bedbound so they left it by the recycle bin and put a note through the door "Left in your safe place, by the recycle bin". A carer picks up the note and puts it somewhere. I didn't see the note when I went round on Monday. My son saw the note on Tuesday and checks by the recycle bin. Nothing. The recycling was collected that morning
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 7:53 am
by Scotsrich
The wife getting a tax refund of £350.
Then the next day getting a demand for £6806.53.
Obviously a cock up in the system somewhere as she hasn’t earned enough to pay tax for donkeys years but a day of my life I won’t get back sorting it no doubt (I was the employer)
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 10:24 pm
by Felix
Hermes. They are fucking wank. Payed for next day delivery on two parcels going to two different destinations. Neither arrived and the web site has no contact us to kick up hell. Just some automated robot that send you round in circles. Cunts. I only use them to save me a walk into the post office as the drop off shop it just round the corner. Looks like they dont do Facebook also so cant kick up hell there. Im no happy
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 11:40 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Hermes are indeed cvnts.
BUT...we did just get three of the same thing thanks to them. Two deliveries which never arrived, followed by three in one go: The lost original, it's lost replacement and the replacement's replacement.
Seller doesn't want the two replacements back so we're three for the price of one thanks to Hermes.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:31 pm
by Bwana
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:43 pm
the_priest wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:40 pm
They cannot tell if I have the virus or not. In other words, the tests either failed, there was not enough DNA or I am on the cusp of being positive, but the test cannot give that result due to not enough in my system at the moment. The wife had two positive PCR's (and two void ones before that).
The other reality is that I am negative, but it could get that result due to not enough DNA again.... hoping for the latter!!
Are you short of DNA? I've got loads.
Wanker!
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:34 pm
by Yorick
Bwana wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:31 pm
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:43 pm
the_priest wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:40 pm
They cannot tell if I have the virus or not. In other words, the tests either failed, there was not enough DNA or I am on the cusp of being positive, but the test cannot give that result due to not enough in my system at the moment. The wife had two positive PCR's (and two void ones before that).
The other reality is that I am negative, but it could get that result due to not enough DNA again.... hoping for the latter!!
Are you short of DNA? I've got loads.
Wanker!
Sorry. I was trying to be humorous.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:07 pm
by Bwana
Yorick wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:34 pm
Bwana wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:31 pm
Yorick wrote: Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:43 pm
Are you short of DNA? I've got loads.
Wanker!
Sorry. I was trying to be humorous.
Sorry, I was just suggesting you were using your humerus.*
*wrist just doesn't work for the joke, sue me!
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 7:50 pm
by Mussels
Ed Sheeran and Elton John gaming the system to produce an instantly forgettable Christmas number 1.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 7:57 pm
by Pirahna
Mussels wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 7:50 pm
Ed Sheeran and Elton John gaming the system to produce an instantly forgettable Christmas number 1.
Only made number 2 though. Number 5 is my favourite.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:14 pm
by Felix
Never listened to the charts in years. Im turning into my parents as its all just noise to me
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:20 pm
by Mussels
Felix wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:14 pm
Never listened to the charts in years. Im turning into my parents as its all just noise to me
In the top five we have one serious new song which has been beaten by a rather boring parody of it, then there are two 80s songs and a recording of someone repeatedly slagging of the prime minister and being as offensive as possible.
You aren't missing much.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 12:29 am
by Saga Lout
Mussels wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:20 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:14 pm
Never listened to the charts in years. Im turning into my parents as its all just noise to me
In the top five we have one serious new song which has been beaten by a rather boring parody of it, then there are two 80s songs and a recording of someone repeatedly slagging of the prime minister and being as offensive as possible.
You aren't missing much.
And in 50 years time pensioners will (still) be telling their grandkids that they don't write songs like they used to.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 9:14 am
by DefTrap
Not exactly the charts heyday is it? 100k 99p downloads gets you a #1?
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 6:23 am
by Bwana
Saga Lout wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 12:29 am
Mussels wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 11:20 pm
Felix wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:14 pm
Never listened to the charts in years. Im turning into my parents as its all just noise to me
In the top five we have one serious new song which has been beaten by a rather boring parody of it, then there are two 80s songs and a recording of someone repeatedly slagging of the prime minister and being as offensive as possible.
You aren't missing much.
And in 50 years time pensioners will (still) be telling their grandkids that they don't write songs like they used to.
It'll be true, as it is now and as it was 50 years ago.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 9:19 am
by Mr. Dazzle
Its for charideeee though innit?
This years number one has also pushed out The Spice Girls and The Beatles for most Christmas number ones in a row.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 10:13 am
by Saga Lout
Bwana wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 6:23 am
Saga Lout wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 12:29 am
And in 50 years time pensioners will (still) be telling their grandkids that they don't write songs like they used to.
It'll be true, as it is now and as it was 50 years ago.
You're right. This modern rubbish isn't a patch on Greensleeves or a nice Gregorian chant.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 10:14 am
by the_priest
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 9:19 am
Its for charideeee though innit?
This years number one has also pushed out The Spice Girls and The Beatles for most Christmas number ones in a row.
that is a win in anyone's books!
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 10:55 am
by Saga Lout
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 9:19 am
Its for charideeee though innit?
This years number one has also pushed out The Spice Girls and The Beatles for most Christmas number ones in a row.
Records are made to be broken. This one is no exception.
Re: Insignificant/ Significant things that BYP or just wind you up a little
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 11:06 am
by Mr. Dazzle
Records are really hard to break now they're all online, they're just way tougher than the old vinyl discs.