Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Not a joke as such, but it amused me when I needed cheering up
'Brown trout '
Originated with astronauts on the ISS.
Corralling of the "brown trout,"
This is when astronauts chase down floating human excrement that missed the toilet.
According to the book I'm reading, one trout was lost, then found two weeks later!
'Brown trout '
Originated with astronauts on the ISS.
Corralling of the "brown trout,"
This is when astronauts chase down floating human excrement that missed the toilet.
According to the book I'm reading, one trout was lost, then found two weeks later!
Even bland can be a type of character 
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Re: Jokes Thread
Wow. That one is as old as Game For A Laugh. Early 80'sJody wrote: Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:34 pm Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock
But on the other hand, it's massive!
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Re: Jokes Thread
Rachel Reeves announces plans to retrain benefit claiming wheelchair users as lifeguards in an attempt to get more people back to work.
Rachel from accounts said;
"If they're just going to sit in a chair all day doing nothing they may as well get paid for it."
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Rachel from accounts said;
"If they're just going to sit in a chair all day doing nothing they may as well get paid for it."
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