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You're now thinking of your first victim...

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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.

They lost.
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A perfectionist walks into a bar


Because the bar was not set high enough
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Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock

But on the other hand, it's massive!
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Not a joke as such, but it amused me when I needed cheering up

'Brown trout '

Originated with astronauts on the ISS.

Corralling of the "brown trout,"
This is when astronauts chase down floating human excrement that missed the toilet.


According to the book I'm reading, one trout was lost, then found two weeks later!
Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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Jody wrote: Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:34 pm Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock

But on the other hand, it's massive!
Wow. That one is as old as Game For A Laugh. Early 80's
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Felix wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:12 am
Jody wrote: Sun Mar 23, 2025 2:34 pm Jeremy Beadle has a tiny cock

But on the other hand, it's massive!
Wow. That one is as old as Game For A Laugh. Early 80's
My jokes are almost exclusively, not mine, old, but amusing xx
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Rachel Reeves announces plans to retrain benefit claiming wheelchair users as lifeguards in an attempt to get more people back to work.
Rachel from accounts said;
"If they're just going to sit in a chair all day doing nothing they may as well get paid for it."
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