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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:24 pm
by Felix
Bobs Monoblock was photoshoped over his foot. No wonder he argued with the builder.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:27 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:29 pm
by KungFooBob
I've seen a few memes mentioning Robin and and Egg, however as far as I know, Robin 'Flew away', rather than anything to do with eggs.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:32 pm
by Felix
There was a wee Robin singing its little heart out at the plant section in Morrisons Berwick upon Tweed today.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:03 pm
by Ian
They're very territorial, if you listen carefully he was probably telling all the other birds to fuck off ;)

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:09 pm
by Felix
Ian wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:03 pm They're very territorial, if you listen carefully he was probably telling all the other birds to fuck off ;)
There were no others. The poor wee bugger was stuck inside the store.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:57 am
by gremlin
Felix wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:09 pm
Ian wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:03 pm They're very territorial, if you listen carefully he was probably telling all the other birds to fuck off ;)
There were no others. The poor wee bugger was stuck inside the store.
I think you'll find it was saying, 'Look at me! I've annexed Morrison's! FUCKING MORRISON'S!!!! Get in!'

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:17 am
by MrLongbeard
gremlin wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:57 am
Felix wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:09 pm
Ian wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:03 pm They're very territorial, if you listen carefully he was probably telling all the other birds to fuck off ;)
There were no others. The poor wee bugger was stuck inside the store.
I think you'll find it was saying, 'Look at me! I've annexed Morrison's! FUCKING MORRISON'S!!!! Get in!'
He better have deep pockets, I very nearly shit a brick at the tills last Saturday

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:16 am
by Felix
MrLongbeard wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:17 am
gremlin wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:57 am
Felix wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:09 pm

There were no others. The poor wee bugger was stuck inside the store.
I think you'll find it was saying, 'Look at me! I've annexed Morrison's! FUCKING MORRISON'S!!!! Get in!'
He better have deep pockets, I very nearly shit a brick at the tills last Saturday
I shit bigger bricks. You ever looked at the price of the Free From foods? Morrisons have a larger range than Tesco and the likes. Morrisons meat i also prefer over Tesco or ASDA.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:31 am
by MrLongbeard
Felix wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:16 am I shit bigger bricks. You ever looked at the price of the Free From foods? Morrisons have a larger range than Tesco and the likes. Morrisons meat i also prefer over Tesco or ASDA.
Nope, not something I need to worry about, agree about their meat though it's much better than usual supermarket offerings.
I would swear off Morrisons entirely, but their salt and pepper rolls are to die for.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 4:12 pm
by Ditchfinder
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 4:35 pm
by KungFooBob
MrLongbeard wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:31 am
Felix wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:16 am I shit bigger bricks. You ever looked at the price of the Free From foods? Morrisons have a larger range than Tesco and the likes. Morrisons meat i also prefer over Tesco or ASDA.
I would swear off Morrisons entirely, but their salt and pepper rolls are to die for.
They're alright, but I'm proper addicted to Tesco's salt and pepper baguettes.

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2024 7:52 pm
by Taipan
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Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2024 6:29 pm
by Sadlonelygit
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:45 am
by Jody
My boss is insisting I learn how to say hello in Chinese

I replied "Me-How ?"

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:45 pm
by Sadlonelygit
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 1:02 pm
by Taipan

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2024 7:48 pm
by Sadlonelygit
Not wishing to brag, but I have enough money in my bank account to comfortably live for the rest of the year without having to work!

Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2024 12:06 pm
by weeksy
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Re: Jokes Thread

Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:12 pm
by Yorick
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