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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:24 pm
by Felix
Bobs Monoblock was photoshoped over his foot. No wonder he argued with the builder.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:27 pm
by Mr. Dazzle

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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:29 pm
by KungFooBob
I've seen a few memes mentioning Robin and and Egg, however as far as I know, Robin 'Flew away', rather than anything to do with eggs.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 9:32 pm
by Felix
There was a wee Robin singing its little heart out at the plant section in Morrisons Berwick upon Tweed today.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:03 pm
by Ian
They're very territorial, if you listen carefully he was probably telling all the other birds to fuck off

Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:09 pm
by Felix
Ian wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:03 pm
They're very territorial, if you listen carefully he was probably telling all the other birds to fuck off
There were no others. The poor wee bugger was stuck inside the store.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:57 am
by gremlin
Felix wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:09 pm
Ian wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:03 pm
They're very territorial, if you listen carefully he was probably telling all the other birds to fuck off
There were no others. The poor wee bugger was stuck inside the store.
I think you'll find it was saying, 'Look at me! I've annexed Morrison's! FUCKING MORRISON'S!!!! Get in!'
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:17 am
by MrLongbeard
gremlin wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:57 am
Felix wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:09 pm
Ian wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:03 pm
They're very territorial, if you listen carefully he was probably telling all the other birds to fuck off
There were no others. The poor wee bugger was stuck inside the store.
I think you'll find it was saying, 'Look at me! I've annexed Morrison's! FUCKING MORRISON'S!!!! Get in!'
He better have deep pockets, I very nearly shit a brick at the tills last Saturday
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:16 am
by Felix
MrLongbeard wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 10:17 am
gremlin wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:57 am
Felix wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2024 10:09 pm
There were no others. The poor wee bugger was stuck inside the store.
I think you'll find it was saying, 'Look at me! I've annexed Morrison's! FUCKING MORRISON'S!!!! Get in!'
He better have deep pockets, I very nearly shit a brick at the tills last Saturday
I shit bigger bricks. You ever looked at the price of the Free From foods? Morrisons have a larger range than Tesco and the likes. Morrisons meat i also prefer over Tesco or ASDA.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:31 am
by MrLongbeard
Felix wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:16 am
I shit bigger bricks. You ever looked at the price of the Free From foods? Morrisons have a larger range than Tesco and the likes. Morrisons meat i also prefer over Tesco or ASDA.
Nope, not something I need to worry about, agree about their meat though it's much better than usual supermarket offerings.
I would swear off Morrisons entirely, but their salt and pepper rolls are to die for.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 4:12 pm
by Ditchfinder
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2024 4:35 pm
by KungFooBob
MrLongbeard wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:31 am
Felix wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 11:16 am
I shit bigger bricks. You ever looked at the price of the Free From foods? Morrisons have a larger range than Tesco and the likes. Morrisons meat i also prefer over Tesco or ASDA.
I would swear off Morrisons entirely, but their salt and pepper rolls are to die for.
They're alright, but I'm proper addicted to Tesco's salt and pepper baguettes.
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2024 7:52 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2024 6:29 pm
by Sadlonelygit

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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2024 8:45 am
by Jody
My boss is insisting I learn how to say hello in Chinese
I replied "Me-How ?"
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2024 12:45 pm
by Sadlonelygit

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Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2024 1:02 pm
by Taipan
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2024 7:48 pm
by Sadlonelygit
Not wishing to brag, but I have enough money in my bank account to comfortably live for the rest of the year without having to work!
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2024 12:06 pm
by weeksy
Re: Jokes Thread
Posted: Tue Dec 31, 2024 2:12 pm
by Yorick

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