Jokes Thread
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KungFooBob
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Re: Jokes Thread
Tampax are replacing the string on their products with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.
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I've got a load of Victoria Secret bra sets off the back of a lorry which will make awesome Christmas presents.
If you can send me a picture of your Mrs tits, I'll let you know if I have any that'll fit.
If you can send me a picture of your Mrs tits, I'll let you know if I have any that'll fit.
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Went to my first pornaholics meeting toinight. I had to leave though as the place was full of wankers!
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I asked my bald colleague if he knows a good place to get a toupee.
"Not off the top of my head" was his answer.
"Not off the top of my head" was his answer.
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I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'.
I asked: 'Inch high knees?'
He said: '你的髌骨 措施 2.54 厘米'
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'.
I asked: 'Inch high knees?'
He said: '你的髌骨 措施 2.54 厘米'
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"Be kind to past versions of yourself that didn't know what you know now."
Walt Whitman
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Walt Whitman
https://soundcloud.com/skub1955
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A 3 foot 3 inch man knocked on my door this morning.
I said 'Who are you?'
He replied 'I'm the meter man'!
I said 'Who are you?'
He replied 'I'm the meter man'!
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Just ordered some of that special, retro, Adam Ant ice cream from Tesco.
Turned out to be just Standard Vanilla...
Turned out to be just Standard Vanilla...
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I opened a window of my One Direction advent calendar the other day and Liam Payne fell out...
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Getting the new Rick Astley board game for Christmas as it's very easy to play.
You know the rules, and so do I.
You know the rules, and so do I.
Remember Anne Diamond!
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.
Feefiiphobia
Feefiiphobia
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