Are you an old bastard?

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Today I am...

Under 20 (yeah right)
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1%
Under 30 and over 20
0
No votes
31-35
0
No votes
36-40
2
3%
41-45
4
6%
46-50
5
7%
51-55
20
29%
56-60
15
22%
61-70
18
26%
>71
4
6%
 
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Re: Are you an old bastard?

Post by Cousin Jack »

KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:07 pm I'm amazed that there's three (so far) over 71 that can actually use the internet!

...or more that can't use the internet and selected the wrong option.
Oi !

Not all of us oldies are decrepit and afraid of technology. I was using computers when all they said was C:> (or something like that)

And I am well over 71. :thumbup:
Fir the avoidance of doubt I am a really old bastard.
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Cousin Jack wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:30 pm


Not all of us oldies are decrepit and afraid of technology. I was using computers when all they said was C:> (or something like that)

Latecomer, I had to enter hex directly into registers at college.
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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:38 pm
Cousin Jack wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:30 pm


Not all of us oldies are decrepit and afraid of technology. I was using computers when all they said was C:> (or something like that)

Latecomer, I had to enter hex directly into registers at college.
Hah - I was loading disks and tapes on an IBM 370/145 and a GEC Leo-Marconi KDF9 in 1974.
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If you're not inserting 1/4" jacks into something while smoking a pipe and wearing tweed is it really computing? Really?
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:53 pm If you're not inserting 1/4" jacks into something while smoking a pipe and wearing tweed is it really computing? Really?
That and writing your shopping lists on punched cards (data cards obvs) for 20 years. :thumbup:
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We could all just age ourselves by posting our first personal computer (well we do all work in IT)

Mine was a Sinclair Spectrum 128k +2.
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:05 pm We could all just age ourselves by posting our first personal computer (well we do all work in IT)

Mine was a Sinclair Spectrum 128k +2.
I got my first computer at 40.
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Yorick wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:11 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:05 pm We could all just age ourselves by posting our first personal computer (well we do all work in IT)

Mine was a Sinclair Spectrum 128k +2.
I got my first computer at 40.
A VIC-20 then!
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:13 pm
Yorick wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:11 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:05 pm We could all just age ourselves by posting our first personal computer (well we do all work in IT)

Mine was a Sinclair Spectrum 128k +2.
I got my first computer at 40.
A VIC-20 then!
I had no previous interest. But had to buy one when I started contracting.
Just something from PC World. Can't remember.
Still have zero interest in the mechanics, just as long as it works.
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:05 pm We could all just age ourselves by posting our first personal computer (well we do all work in IT)

Mine was a Sinclair Spectrum 128k +2.
First one I remember was an IBM PC...literally just called "Personal Computer". My rents both worked at IBM since long before I was born.

There were computers at home since before I remember. Hence why I hate em :D
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Yorick wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:15 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:13 pm
Yorick wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:11 pm

I got my first computer at 40.
A VIC-20 then!
I had no previous interest. But had to buy one when I started contracting.
Just something from PC World. Can't remember.
Still have zero interest in the mechanics, just as long as it works.
I was being horrid, implying you were ancient. The VIC-20 came out in the late 70's, implying you were at least 83 years old.
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:19 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:05 pm We could all just age ourselves by posting our first personal computer (well we do all work in IT)

Mine was a Sinclair Spectrum 128k +2.
First one I remember was an IBM PC...literally just called "Personal Computer". My rents both worked at IBM since long before I was born.
PS2 :)

When I got my Amiga A500+, my swotty mate got an Amstrad 'PC' with a 80286 CPU. My first proper wintel 'PC' was a Celeron 300.
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Nah i remember the PC going to make room for a PS2 with - shock horror - a mouse!
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KungFooBob wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:05 pm We could all just age ourselves by posting our first personal computer (well we do all work in IT)

Mine was a Sinclair Spectrum 128k +2.
No we don't, and never have.

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Count Steer wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:00 pm
Mr. Dazzle wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:53 pm If you're not inserting 1/4" jacks into something while smoking a pipe and wearing tweed is it really computing? Really?
That and writing your shopping lists on punched cards (data cards obvs) for 20 years. :thumbup:
When people found out I had access to an unlimited supply of punched cards, I instantly became a lot more popular (not difficult... :) )

Punched cards made excellent roaches... :)
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My first computer wasn't mine but I was the only one who used it - I turned up at a new job where they had a 386 on a table in an empty office that no-one knew what to do with - it had been bought because the board thought the firm should have a computer.

My first that was actually mine a few years later was a Pentium 90. With an overdrive button. Oh yeah.
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Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:38 pm
Cousin Jack wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:30 pm


Not all of us oldies are decrepit and afraid of technology. I was using computers when all they said was C:> (or something like that)

Latecomer, I had to enter hex directly into registers at college.
If we are bragging I used to manage a process using Hollerith punched card machinery.
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ChrisW wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:29 pm My first computer wasn't mine but I was the only one who used it - I turned up at a new job where they had a 386 on a table in an empty office that no-one knew what to do with - it had been bought because the board thought the firm should have a computer.

My first that was actually mine a few years later was a Pentium 90. With an overdrive button. Oh yeah.
I got a job in a (not computing) department where my boss had an interest and so we had an Apricot, a couple of Zilogs and a few early Apples because he thought that was 'the way things were going'...quite how he justified it was ?? On a visit to an equivalent department in another part of the country they showed us, in a reverent fashion, into their computer room. A whole room dedicated to a single 386. (Which you needed permission to use) :lol:

Eventually our organisation caught up and standardised/downgraded us to IBM PCs.
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I had 16 switches and an execute button, I used that to instruct it to start loading the punch cards.
The computer was a whole room and had 256k of RAM.
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I shall compile the results of this poll using Lotus 1-2-3.