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Re: Childhood ditties and poems you remember...

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:44 pm
by Trinity765
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:34 pm Jesus Christ Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
We sung

Barry Sheene, Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
Done a skid
Killed a kid
Something something* on a dustbin lid.

*I'll ask my brother as he'll remember

Re: Childhood ditties and poems you remember...

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 1:24 pm
by JackyJoll
Mary had a little lamb,
Its face was black as coal,
And if you think that that was bad,
You should have seen its hole.

Re: Childhood ditties and poems you remember...

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 1:26 pm
by JackyJoll
We four Beatles of Liverpool are,
Paul in a taxi, John in a car,
George on a scooter blowing his hooter,
Following Ringo Starr.

Re: Childhood ditties and poems you remember...

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:10 pm
by Yorick
KungFooBob wrote: Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:05 pm
Yorick wrote: Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:01 pm We 3 Kings of orient are.
1 in a taxi
1 in a car
1 on scooter, beeping his hooter

Wearing a sexy bra!
EFA
I remember now it was Smoking a big cigar :)

Re: Childhood ditties and poems you remember...

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:43 pm
by gremlin
JackyJoll wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2023 1:24 pm Mary had a little lamb,
Its face was black as coal,
And if you think that that was bad,
You should have seen its hole.
Mary had a little lamb,
She shoved it up a pylon.
Two thousand volts went up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon.

Re: Childhood ditties and poems you remember...

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 3:58 pm
by Wossname
Yorick wrote: Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:42 pm I remember these 2 from the 6th form block toilets.

Some come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stick.
But I come here to scratch my balls.
And read the writing on the walls.

To Bog House when they die.
A memorial will be erected in the sky.
A 6' statue made of shit.
A fitting end to their wit.
Stick = stink, I suspect.😁. And while I’m at it, the second verse doesn’t scan.

My inner poet at work.

Re: Childhood ditties and poems you remember...

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:19 pm
by Rockburner
Trinity765 wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:44 pm
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:34 pm Jesus Christ Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
We sung

Barry Sheene, Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
Done a skid
Killed a kid
Something something* on a dustbin lid.

*I'll ask my brother as he'll remember
"...Ripped off his balls...".

Re: Childhood ditties and poems you remember...

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:28 pm
by wheelnut
Rockburner wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2023 4:19 pm
Trinity765 wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:44 pm
Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Fri Aug 04, 2023 1:34 pm Jesus Christ Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
We sung

Barry Sheene, Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
Done a skid
Killed a kid
Something something* on a dustbin lid.

*I'll ask my brother as he'll remember
"...Ripped off his balls...".
…. On the fuel tank lid