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“Of course I wont laugh” said the nurse “im a professional. In over twenty years ive never laughed at a patent.” “OK then,” said bob and he proceeded to drop his trousers revealing the smallest willy the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself the nurse tried to stop a giggle but it came out. Feeling very bad that she had laughed at the mans willy she composed herself as well as she could. “I am so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady I promise that wont happen again. Now, Tell me, what seems to be the problem?”

“Its swollen,” Bob replied.

She ran out the room.

Last night I was a get away driver for a gang who robbed a paper warehouse in Bristol, we took the A4.

Its started again

Lost the pub quiz tonight on the last question Apparently Joan of Arc is not Noah's wife.

I'm going to start up a small business, cleaning mirrors.



It's something I can see myself doing.

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Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their planned joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row over whether to put The Jam or Cream on first

Yep, Finchinfield on a Sunday!!

Buckaroo wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 6:24 pm Yep, Finchinfield on a Sunday!!

Been few years since I've been over there but can't imagine it's got any better

“So there are five people taking the Fifth Amendment, like you see on the mob, right? You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” Mr. Trump said at a rally in Iowa in 2016, referring to investigations into Hillary Clinton’s handling of potentially classified material as secretary of state.

In today's news, Mr Trump refuses to take the stand in his criminal trial.

I don't often offer life coaching advice, but this may help some of you. Next time you're feeling down, think about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 3-5 times a week. He exercises twice a day every day. He reads 2 books a week. Yet every day he complains about life in prison...