revtothelimit - motorbike forum

Horse wrote: Sat Aug 05, 2023 9:06 am 365074049_810670241058473_8244606117498604125_n.jpg

They missed off 'Mr. "You're Wrong"'.

He says from Harrogate, Nice place, but for the surrounding county. If only they could move it south west a bit, maybe down near Bristol.

Yorick and his Mrs walked past a new restaurant that had just opened. Yorick's Mrs remarked how nice the food smelt. Being a kind-hearted Yorkshirman Yorick thought, "What the hell, i'll treat our lass", and he walked her past it again!

Taipan wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 3:37 pm Yorick and his Mrs walked past a new restaurant that had just opened. Yorick's Mrs remarked how nice the food smelt. Being a kind-hearted Yorkshirman Yorick thought, "What the hell, i'll treat our lass", and he walked her past it again!

How was it in jail son?
Asked his concerned mother
I was raped!
Said her son, sobbing.
Well, Uncle Gerald does take monopoly seriously!

Morris an 84 year old man went to his doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a beautiful young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later , the doctor saw Morris again for a follow up and said You're doing great aren't you?
Morris replied just following your instruction doc to get a hot momma and be cheerful.
I didn't say that, I said you have a heart murmur and be careful..

You'll fuckin' upset Ant or some other professional arsehole!

That is so grim but ...

Mrs. Gremlin just stopped and said to me, 'You weren't even listening to me, were you?'

I thought to myself, 'That's a pretty funny way to start off a conversation'.

I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day. I thought it was the least I could do...

Oooooh...I had a deja vu moment then.....

My father was such a trade unionist, that when he read a bedtime story, he'd say....."Once upon a time.....and a half"....

FFS a 70's joke wins best joke

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... e-66569215

Apparently, people used to tie lamps to horses so they could find their way in the dark. It's the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.

Felix wrote: Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:13 am FFS a 70's joke wins best joke

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... e-66569215

Edinburgh Fringe is apparently a way in to the lucrative Christmas-Cracker-joke-writing racket. Bring back Alternative Comedy.

I made a Belgian waffle this morning.


And Frenchman talk utter bollocks this afternoon.


I'll get my fringe coat....