Jokes Thread

[weeksy]

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[gremlin]

Titan sub jokes bad, but jokes using the term 'spastic' is OK?

Funny how people pick and choose their offences, innit?

[Bigjawa]

Titan sub jokes bad, but jokes using the term 'spastic' is OK?

Funny how people pick and choose their offences, innit?

I remember a guy telling everyone that Joey Deacon was the best bass player in rock, then getting offended that everyone was pissing themselves laughing.

Did you hear about the Mafia Godfather from Bradford? He makes you an offer you can't understand.....

[Yorick]

Titan sub jokes bad, but jokes using the term 'spastic' is OK?

Funny how people pick and choose their offences, innit?

I remember a guy telling everyone that Joey Deacon was the best bass player in rock, then getting offended that everyone was pissing themselves laughing.

Did you hear about the Mafia Godfather from Bradford? He makes you an offer you can't understand.....

Can't tell a word these drunken Paddies are saying

[Bigjawa]

Titan sub jokes bad, but jokes using the term 'spastic' is OK?

Funny how people pick and choose their offences, innit?

I remember a guy telling everyone that Joey Deacon was the best bass player in rock, then getting offended that everyone was pissing themselves laughing.

Did you hear about the Mafia Godfather from Bradford? He makes you an offer you can't understand.....

Can't tell a word these drunken Paddies are saying

Sin toisc go bhfuil muid ag labhairt Gaeilge!

[Felix]

Sin toisc go bhfuil muid ag labhairt Gaeilge!

If you spoke English you would probably have typed that out quicker

[Ant]

I've just found out that the sperm bank takes donations by post. I was so excited that I came in a jiffy.

[Taipan]

[Yorick]

The Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated.
The Doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check with the Wife.
He took Her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe.
Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed.
He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough..??
Finally he said,
"OK, good. You can get dressed now and I will go talk to your Husband."
The Doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the Husband,
"Well Bill, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. Cos, I couldn't get an Erection either."

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

[Taipan]

[Horse]

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[KungFooBob]

Guns don't kill people, sugar does.

[Taipan]

[Yorick]

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[KungFooBob]

A T-Rex and a Velociraptor are sitting in a bar and the velociraptor points to a triceratops in the corner and says “Why is he first to get served?” And the T-Rex says “Because he was herbivorous”.

[Ditchfinder]

[Trinity765]

Where do bad rainbows go?

Spoiler

Prism

Spoiler

It's a light sentence

Spoiler

It gives them time to reflect

[gremlin]

So bad, they're good.