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Docca wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 12:21 pm
Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:42 pm
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Would you be prepared to say that to those who potentially are waiting to hear that their friends and family have died on that vessel?
I’m finding the Titan submarine story quite upsetting and whilst the timing of jokes could be better, I reserve the right to be offended.

If I don’t particularly care for the joke or find it funny (yet) then that’s just my tough shit
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Right, conversation over. The post was reported, discussed by mods and deemed "poor taste, no further action" simple as that.

Back to the jokes of thread gets locked.

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Titan sub jokes bad, but jokes using the term 'spastic' is OK?

Funny how people pick and choose their offences, innit?
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gremlin wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:48 pm Titan sub jokes bad, but jokes using the term 'spastic' is OK?

Funny how people pick and choose their offences, innit?
I remember a guy telling everyone that Joey Deacon was the best bass player in rock, then getting offended that everyone was pissing themselves laughing.

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Bigjawa wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:14 pm
gremlin wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:48 pm Titan sub jokes bad, but jokes using the term 'spastic' is OK?

Funny how people pick and choose their offences, innit?
I remember a guy telling everyone that Joey Deacon was the best bass player in rock, then getting offended that everyone was pissing themselves laughing.

Did you hear about the Mafia Godfather from Bradford? He makes you an offer you can't understand.....
Can't tell a word these drunken Paddies are saying :(
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Yorick wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:18 pm
Bigjawa wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:14 pm
gremlin wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:48 pm Titan sub jokes bad, but jokes using the term 'spastic' is OK?

Funny how people pick and choose their offences, innit?
I remember a guy telling everyone that Joey Deacon was the best bass player in rock, then getting offended that everyone was pissing themselves laughing.

Did you hear about the Mafia Godfather from Bradford? He makes you an offer you can't understand.....
Can't tell a word these drunken Paddies are saying :(
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Bigjawa wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 11:23 pm
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If you spoke English you would probably have typed that out quicker
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