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We had Pluto; talk to the moon and there's only a few seconds delay, but ...

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A friend of mine's been suffering from paranoid delusions and now he thinks he's a chocolate orange. I just worry that he's going to be sectioned.....

...poor Terry.
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Demannu wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:37 pm FB_IMG_1687361758278.jpg
Would you be prepared to say that to those who potentially are waiting to hear that their friends and family have died on that vessel?
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Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:42 pm
Demannu wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:37 pm FB_IMG_1687361758278.jpg
Would you be prepared to say that to those who potentially are waiting to hear that their friends and family have died on that vessel?
Will the joke be ok after they find out?
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Mussels wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:55 pm
Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:42 pm
Demannu wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:37 pm FB_IMG_1687361758278.jpg
Would you be prepared to say that to those who potentially are waiting to hear that their friends and family have died on that vessel?
Will the joke be ok after they find out?
Imagine it's a close family member of yours, would it be ok then?
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Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:02 pm
Mussels wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:55 pm
Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:42 pm

Would you be prepared to say that to those who potentially are waiting to hear that their friends and family have died on that vessel?
Will the joke be ok after they find out?
Imagine it's a close family member of yours, would it be ok then?
I agree, I didn't think he could sink so low.
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Pirahna wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:14 pm
Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 5:02 pm
Mussels wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:55 pm
Will the joke be ok after they find out?
Imagine it's a close family member of yours, would it be ok then?
I agree, I didn't think he could sink so low.
This is all terrible and in awful taste.


Funny as fuck though.
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Docca wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 12:44 pm Image
You know when you just know you shouldn't laugh. And definitely not hard, but you can't help it! And there's only one person you can share the joke with - and they aren't picking up whatsapp :lol: :lol:

:oops: :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:42 pm
Demannu wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:37 pm FB_IMG_1687361758278.jpg
Would you be prepared to say that to those who potentially are waiting to hear that their friends and family have died on that vessel?
Not particularly happy that they are/were gawping at my gr uncle's grave.
And yes, I'd have no issues whatsoever repeating that to anyones face. Never said anything on the Internet I wouldn't say in the real world
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Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:42 pm
Demannu wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:37 pm FB_IMG_1687361758278.jpg
Would you be prepared to say that to those who potentially are waiting to hear that their friends and family have died on that vessel?
I’m finding the Titan submarine story quite upsetting and whilst the timing of jokes could be better, I reserve the right to be offended.

If I don’t particularly care for the joke or find it funny (yet) then that’s just my tough shit
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Docca wrote: Thu Jun 22, 2023 12:21 pm
Ant wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:42 pm
Demannu wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 4:37 pm FB_IMG_1687361758278.jpg
Would you be prepared to say that to those who potentially are waiting to hear that their friends and family have died on that vessel?
I’m finding the Titan submarine story quite upsetting and whilst the timing of jokes could be better, I reserve the right to be offended.

If I don’t particularly care for the joke or find it funny (yet) then that’s just my tough shit
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