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Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:37 pm
by Felix
gremlin wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:35 pm
Worse. Handed me another tissue to wipe the KY from my arse.
It was one humiliation heaped upon another that day...
(Sorry Weeksy)
When i got the film crew up there i got a gentle slap and told "Thats you" at the end
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 7:13 pm
by slowsider
gremlin wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:11 pm
Saga Lout wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 6:04 pm
Today a man* stuck his finger up my bum and said it** felt good.
* A doctor and ** my prostate,
I have had several men put their finger up my bottom. They all said it was good, apart from one who said it wasn't
that good. He sent me to a man who specialises in fingers up men's bottoms.
Prior to the insertion of said digit, he handed me a tissue and in the time it took me to ponder why he had given me a tissue, he did a very thorough examination with a lot of pressing of a certain part of a gentleman's anatomy where his 'gentleman juice' is stored.
To my great embarrassment that day, I found out why tissues are given out freely....
I like stories with a happy ending.
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2021 7:46 pm
by Taipan
Got a phone call from my Nephew asking if he and his mrs and kids can come to mine for Xmas dinner!
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2021 12:20 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
I note that gremlin's story is in the "things that make you happy" thread.
Just sayin'
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:41 am
by Jody
Not sure about happy, but did make me laugh
Out for a ski with the boys from the chalet (18 and 20 Years old). We get talking about dating sites and Henry asks
"Hey Jody, do you ever set your range to 50 year old women for a laugh"
"No mate, I'm 45, 50 year old women are already on my radar !! "
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 2:26 pm
by Noggin
Jody wrote: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:41 am
Not sure about happy, but did make me laugh
Out for a ski with the boys from the chalet (18 and 20 Years old). We get talking about dating sites and Henry asks
"Hey Jody, do you ever set your range to 50 year old women for a laugh"
"No mate, I'm 45, 50 year old women are already on my radar !! "
That proper made me laugh!!! (Not really sure why, but I'm sitting here giggling!! LOL)
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 8:55 pm
by Mr. Dazzle
Baby Dazzle putting her arms by her side, lying on her back and the rolling along the floor saying proudly "look at me, I'm a cylinder!".
Physicist in the making
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:59 am
by Taipan
Night driving. Dropped my Step Dad home just before midnight, then spend the next 50 minutes driving around listening to music. Something very relaxing about driving on empty dark roads...
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:57 am
by Felix
ABBA Gold on cassette?
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:08 am
by Taipan
Felix wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:57 am
ABBA Gold on cassette?
Worse,, smooth radio!
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:10 am
by weeksy
Taipan wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:08 am
Felix wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:57 am
ABBA Gold on cassette?
Worse,, smooth radio!
I like a bit of smooth radio.
Not as much as I like Solar Radio though.
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:21 am
by Dodgy69
Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:26 am
by Pirahna
Dodgy knees wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:21 am
Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.
There's always Absolute Radio, I usually listen to the 60's channel.
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:59 am
by Nordboy
Taipan wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 5:08 am
Felix wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 2:57 am
ABBA Gold on cassette?
Worse,, smooth radio!
I very often listen to smooth chilled, just to relax!!
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
by Yorick
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:13 am
by weeksy
Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:15 am
by Yorick
weeksy wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:13 am
Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game
When are you gonna create a bowling forum? And dominoes and cribbage ?
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:19 am
by weeksy
Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:15 am
weeksy wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:13 am
Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Ain't that the truth. It's an old man's game
When are you gonna create a bowling forum? And dominoes and cribbage ?
Don't tempt me, although can you imagine the login problems with old people and shaky hands.
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:37 am
by Dodgy69
Yorick wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:09 am
You know you're getting old when your favourite bike forum recommends Radio2 and Smooth
Don't forget all that GS talk.
Re: Insignificant Things That Make You Happy.
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2022 9:45 am
by Druid
Dodgy knees wrote: Sat Jan 08, 2022 8:21 am
Being 55 i have to listen to radio 2.
I am a few years older than you, but I will never be old enough to listen to Radio 2.
Radio 4 or Planet Rock ftw
