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Jokes Thread
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Re: Jokes Thread
Room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The Instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial -
it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?
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The Instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial -
it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path.
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?
(THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN'T BE TAUGHT)
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Re: Jokes Thread
Megan saying someone in the royal household was a RACISSSSST.
She might have a point
She might have a point
Spoiler
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Re: Jokes Thread
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Even bland can be a type of character 
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Re: Jokes Thread
Making white Fiat Unos obsoletet
A text message was recently intercepted from The Queen to Hillary Clinton: "Meghan has information that could put you in jail…"
A text message was recently intercepted from The Queen to Hillary Clinton: "Meghan has information that could put you in jail…"