What have you done today thread?

[ZRX61]

EVERY damn pic I try to upload on this forum is too large & I can't be fucked to fuck with them

Right click on image.

Select 'copy image address'.

Back to forum - click in 'image insert' icon and paste between the thingies.

Or use the likes of Imgur for pics you want to keep/use elsewhere.

I use FB, may look into something else

[ZRX61]

one more try..

YAY!!
This was the cop who didn't get to give me a Performance Award

[Bwana]

Recovered mostly. Spent last night shouting down the toilet repeatedly. Finally graduated to a bucket next to the couch after missus Bwana found me on the bathroom floor praying for a quick and painless death. Thought I was okayish most of today, even went to the hardware store to get stuff to repair a leaking kitchen sink drain. THought I was okay until the bowling ball returned to its wrongful location in my gut. No fever, no shits, just repeated technicolor yawns all fuking night long. Alcohol wasn't a factor. Hopefully tonight won't be an encore performance.

[Trinity765]

Recovered mostly. Spent last night shouting down the toilet repeatedly. Finally graduated to a bucket next to the couch after missus Bwana found me on the bathroom floor praying for a quick and painless death. Thought I was okayish most of today, even went to the hardware store to get stuff to repair a leaking kitchen sink drain. THought I was okay until the bowling ball returned to its wrongful location in my gut. No fever, no shits, just repeated technicolor yawns all fuking night long. Alcohol wasn't a factor. Hopefully tonight won't be an encore performance.

Get well soon.

[Yambo]

Recovered mostly. Spent last night shouting down the toilet repeatedly. Finally graduated to a bucket next to the couch after missus Bwana found me on the bathroom floor praying for a quick and painless death. Thought I was okayish most of today, even went to the hardware store to get stuff to repair a leaking kitchen sink drain. THought I was okay until the bowling ball returned to its wrongful location in my gut. No fever, no shits, just repeated technicolor yawns all fuking night long. Alcohol wasn't a factor. Hopefully tonight won't be an encore performance.

Geçmiş olsun Bwana.

[weeksy]

Useless without pics

EVERY damn pic I try to upload on this forum is too large & I can't be fucked to fuck with them

I've got the limit at 1mb... how big do you actually want ? The problem with phones these days is they take such high resolution pics i'd need to make the limit 20mb !

[Yambo]

Useless without pics

EVERY damn pic I try to upload on this forum is too large & I can't be fucked to fuck with them

I've got the limit at 1mb... how big do you actually want ? The problem with phones these days is they take such high resolution pics i'd need to make the limit 20mb !

I use IrfanView (don't know if it's still available) to resize pictures. Open the programme, paste in the picture, resize to 800 x 600, save as. It couldn't be easier. If someone can't do that then they're just a lazy fucker.

[slowsider]

Recovered mostly. Spent last night shouting down the toilet repeatedly. Finally graduated to a bucket next to the couch after missus Bwana found me on the bathroom floor praying for a quick and painless death. Thought I was okayish most of today, even went to the hardware store to get stuff to repair a leaking kitchen sink drain. THought I was okay until the bowling ball returned to its wrongful location in my gut. No fever, no shits, just repeated technicolor yawns all fuking night long. Alcohol wasn't a factor. Hopefully tonight won't be an encore performance.

Glad to hear you are on the mend.

[v8-powered]

Came in to work today and it's like the Mary Celeste! There was a COVID breakout out last week where 2 people tested positive and 15 have had to isolate, so now even the essential workers have had to WFH leaving just us scummy disposable contractors to carry the can.

[Taipan]

Looked at my annual leave entitlement. Can’t believe after all that furlough they’ve carried over 10 days!

[Wreckless Rat]

Looked at my annual leave entitlement. Can’t believe after all that furlough they’ve carried over 10 days!

They have to by law.

[weeksy]

lol that's a LOT...

I assume that's on top of BHs and weekends ?

[Taipan]

lol that's a LOT...

I assume that's on top of BHs and weekends ?

Yup!

[Supermofo]

Looked at my annual leave entitlement. Can’t believe after all that furlough they’ve carried over 10 days!

I'm similar I get 31 days leave a year and the office is closed for 4 days at xmas. Due to the short term paycut we had June -Aug I was on 4 day weeks through the summer so had a stack of holiday left over. Work have let us carry over 7.5 days into next year (starts April) so I'll have 38.5 days next year plus xmas

[ZRX61]

Useless without pics

EVERY damn pic I try to upload on this forum is too large & I can't be fucked to fuck with them

I've got the limit at 1mb... how big do you actually want ? The problem with phones these days is they take such high resolution pics i'd need to make the limit 20mb !

Sorted it with that imbcc or whatever the fuck it is

[Yorick]

Looked at my annual leave entitlement. Can’t believe after all that furlough they’ve carried over 10 days!

When I was off 2 years sick at McAfee they had to give me 64 days extra holidays when I went back part time.

IIRC they paid some as cash as they wanted me back

[ZRX61]

Made a pot of coffee...
...only enough creamer for two cups, bugger.
Have a cup of coffee
Have to go shopping for breakie cereal & a few other things anyway
Hit lotto store
Hit Grocery store
Hit Pharmacy (who only had 1 of the 4 things I wanted)

Get home, unpack milk, cereal, ice cream (Haggen Dazs Rum & Raisin)

No fucking creamer... I walked right past it to get the damn milk.

[ZRX61]

I have a cunning plan...

I'm going to console myself with the ice cream & then after a nap I shall go back to the store for the creamer AND replacement ice cream.

[ZRX61]

Slight change of plans.
Got the creamer & then hit up the taco truck for $20 in tacos on the way home
3 chicken
3 beef
4 pork

Then the E-4 Doomsday Bird came back for some more circuits & bumps..

[Taipan]

Booked a haircut!!