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Just bumped into my wife's colleague who was most upset. Apparently, she'd stopped at the Chippy where her husband works and asked to see him and the boss said no, as he'd sacked him after finding him with the potato peeler up his arse!

She said, "What!! Can i see this potato peeler"?

The manger replied, "No, I've sacked him as well"!
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I asked the Doctor if it was true masturbation caused bad eyesight? He replied, "You're in Halfords Mate"!
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The court found me guilty, the judge said I was egotistical.

I am appealing.
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Isn't it strange that all the best F1 drivers are named after Scottish towns,

Lewis Hamilton
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It’s that time of year...

Whats 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked on valentines day??









..Whitney Houston's crack pipe..
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The management would to apologise to the Hen party who attended the venue last night for the misunderstanding involving the non-appearance of the male exotic dancer, Mr Manhood.

The management would also like to take this opportunity to apologise unreservedly to Mr Mahood.
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