Improbability drive would beKungFooBob wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:36 am I'd go infinity and exist everywhere all at once.
Might need a turbo or some nitrous tho'
How Fast Would You Dare Go?
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The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.
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Re: How Fast Would You Dare Go?
I imagine the difference between crashing with no lid at anything over maybe even 40-50 mph is all probably much of a muchness so if I made the decision to do over 40 then I'd be fine with doing 200. I'd want eye and ear protection though. Got a bee in the eye at about 25 mph and it hurt like fook for hours and wind noise ain't happening regardless of the stupidity of doing 200 mph without a lid.
Thinking about it I did 80 mph in a Tiger Moth with a stupid snoopy pilot hat on, no real difference to riding a bike with a faring. And with no parachute crashing wouldn't have been fun either.
Thinking about it I did 80 mph in a Tiger Moth with a stupid snoopy pilot hat on, no real difference to riding a bike with a faring. And with no parachute crashing wouldn't have been fun either.
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If I went fast enough, no one would be able to see me
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Trinity765 wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 2:03 pmIf I went fast enough, no one would be able to see me![]()
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1.2 mph x the percentage protection provided by a fairing - the diameter of the bum of the flightee bee in hundredths of an inch.
So assuming no local chubby bottomed bumble bees and a great fairing then mebbe 120
Or a shite fairing where your main protection is provided by a large speedo and wide bars minus the 30 hundredths of an inch bumble bee ass. Which takes us to about 60.
Wot, you've never hit a bumble bee or even worse a cockchafer flying beetle while riding a motorbike with no shirt on? Fukin hurtz.
So assuming no local chubby bottomed bumble bees and a great fairing then mebbe 120
Or a shite fairing where your main protection is provided by a large speedo and wide bars minus the 30 hundredths of an inch bumble bee ass. Which takes us to about 60.
Wot, you've never hit a bumble bee or even worse a cockchafer flying beetle while riding a motorbike with no shirt on? Fukin hurtz.
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Oh and obviously Cockchafer beetles only fly for a couple of days a year but I've seen the bum of a flightee bee in December so those barstools are almost all year round.
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Wtf have you been smoking ?demographic wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:30 pm Oh and obviously Cockchafer beetles only fly for a couple of days a year but I've seen the bum of a flightee bee in December so those barstools are almost all year round.
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Took a bumble bee to the eyeball at about 80mph just as I reached up to close the visor on a '76 Z900 on a back road bear Bury St Ed's back in the mid '80's... (remember, I grew up riding around Cornish lanes).demographic wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:28 pm Wot, you've never hit a bumble bee or even worse a cockchafer flying beetle while riding a motorbike with no shirt on? Fukin hurtz.
Two up, instantly blinded as bee parts ended up in the other eye, couldn't see shit.
and when I say back road, I mean two tire tracks with grass growing in the loose gravel middle of the road. Managed to bring the bike to a halt without binning in by feel through the bars & sound of the tires in the loose gravel on either side of the road & in the middle.
Not sure how many off's I've had over the years, but riding completely blind was absolutely fucking terrifying.
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Ahh, sorry I forgot theres an elderly contingent amongst the forum members. They're a flying beetle called cockchafer or as you might know them Doodlebug (thats where the flying bombs from your teenage years got the name).Yorick wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:56 pmWtf have you been smoking ?demographic wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:30 pm Oh and obviously Cockchafer beetles only fly for a couple of days a year but I've seen the bum of a flightee bee in December so those barstools are almost all year round.![]()
Quite interesting type of european scarab beetle with much studied fermenting guts.
Theyre big and clumsy feckers, flying about like they're drunk.
Some bumf about em here...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer
Picture of one...

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“The older I get, the faster I was”.ZRX61 wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 5:43 amTook a bumble bee to the eyeball at about 80mph just as I reached up to close the visor on a '76 Z900 on a back road bear Bury St Ed's back in the mid '80's... (remember, I grew up riding around Cornish lanes).demographic wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2026 9:28 pm Wot, you've never hit a bumble bee or even worse a cockchafer flying beetle while riding a motorbike with no shirt on? Fukin hurtz.
Two up, instantly blinded as bee parts ended up in the other eye, couldn't see shit.
and when I say back road, I mean two tire tracks with grass growing in the loose gravel middle of the road. Managed to bring the bike to a halt without binning in by feel through the bars & sound of the tires in the loose gravel on either side of the road & in the middle.
Not sure how many off's I've had over the years, but riding completely blind was absolutely fucking terrifying.
Well known t-shirt.
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