They tried to nick my bike last night!
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
Not a good situation to be in, especially if Mrs. T feels at risk now - hate this generation of dirty scrotes that think they have the right to take what you've worked hard for.
As already suggested, get the bike out of sight - perhaps someone's garage for a period of time and then they'll fuck off somewhere else?
They obviously took note of your camera and paid no notice, so aren't afraid of being recorded and probably prepared to have a go should you confront them.
As already suggested, get the bike out of sight - perhaps someone's garage for a period of time and then they'll fuck off somewhere else?
They obviously took note of your camera and paid no notice, so aren't afraid of being recorded and probably prepared to have a go should you confront them.
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
We've got an alarm with a screamer button, but in the heat of the moment we forgot to use it!Dodgy69 wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 9:43 am What about more floodlights and maybe some loud alarm. On a switch inside house so when they wake you, just hit the switch. Wouldn't work when you're away though. Oh and more chains.![]()
Spoke to local Police and at their request I have submitted the video clips through their axon portal. Cop said the footage will be reviewed and they will build a profile based on their clothing, tools carried etc. I am fully playing the game here and have asked for victim support, in the hope the stats build up etc. I feel I have to do this as this isn't just naughty kids nicking bikes, its armed kids nicking bikes and it needs addressing.
Going by the response and comments on local FB page, this little crew are doing the rounds in this area. This does seem to happen. They blitz an area and move on somewhere else, but I guess will eventually end up back in this area again.
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
I kinda feel sorry for them. It's all they'll ever be. They'll never know the true feeling of a sense of accomplishment, getting your own place, buying stuff for it, getting a legal vehicle etc. They'll just live life looking over their shoulders. Quite pathetic really.v8-powered wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 10:40 am Not a good situation to be in, especially if Mrs. T feels at risk now - hate this generation of dirty scrotes that think they have the right to take what you've worked hard for.
As already suggested, get the bike out of sight - perhaps someone's garage for a period of time and then they'll fuck off somewhere else?
They obviously took note of your camera and paid no notice, so aren't afraid of being recorded and probably prepared to have a go should you confront them.
They are definitely very brazen. They apparently took a bike from outside the local Aldis in broad daylight using the same method! The town is getting angry...
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
Life is for living. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Ride the bikes. Just, ride the bikes!! 
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
Don't, they're cunts. They need to be kicked in the taters hard enough that they never breed & kicked in the kidneys hard enough to piss blood until Chrsitmas.
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
They obviously identified the chain as the weakest link (no pun intended)
I was toying with the idea of 1m length of scaffold pole, steel cable inside then fill it with sand and aluminium swarf to clog a grinder. Set one end in a bucket of concrete. At the other end do another bucket with a sliding fit hole one side and a hole big enough to get your hand in but not an angle grinder so you could get a big padlock in the end of the scaffold pole or cable but not get at it with a grinder.
Big and ugly, the main idea is to make it look time consuming.
I was toying with the idea of 1m length of scaffold pole, steel cable inside then fill it with sand and aluminium swarf to clog a grinder. Set one end in a bucket of concrete. At the other end do another bucket with a sliding fit hole one side and a hole big enough to get your hand in but not an angle grinder so you could get a big padlock in the end of the scaffold pole or cable but not get at it with a grinder.
Big and ugly, the main idea is to make it look time consuming.
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
You shouldn't have to. Beat the cunts senselessIan wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:10 pm I was toying with the idea of 1m length of scaffold pole, steel cable inside then fill it with sand and aluminium swarf to clog a grinder. Set one end in a bucket of concrete. At the other end do another bucket with a sliding fit hole one side and a hole big enough to get your hand in but not an angle grinder so you could get a big padlock in the end of the scaffold pole or cable but not get at it with a grinder.
Big and ugly, the main idea is to make it look time consuming.
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
1. They'd twat you with that claw hammer
2. If you went after them with a weapon you'd get nicked
3. They only need to be trying to run away and it becomes excessive force
4. Look forward to their mates terrorising your family until you move
Better to deter IMO although I envy your option to shoot the scum
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Re: They tried to nick my bike last night!
An armed society is a polite society, you'd be amazed at the number of bikes I see parked at the RockStore with the keys in the ignition.Ian wrote: Mon Jun 15, 2026 5:27 pm 1. They'd twat you with that claw hammer
2. If you went after them with a weapon you'd get nicked
3. They only need to be trying to run away and it becomes excessive force
4. Look forward to their mates terrorising your family until you move
Better to deter IMO although I envy your option to shoot the scum
Also: Beating the cunts senseless IS a deterrent.
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