You even have to pay them rather than they pay you to take it off their hands!JackyJoll wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 6:36 pm What- I can’t get a bidet to match my fashionable avocado suite??!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/146469404371
PANIC BUY!
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Count Steer wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 7:17 pmYou even have to pay them rather than they pay you to take it off their hands!JackyJoll wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 6:36 pm What- I can’t get a bidet to match my fashionable avocado suite??!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/146469404371
I think the Muslims are happy enough so long as the shit is only stuck to their left hand
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We’ve recently added an en suite to our ‘new’ house, and prepared for our future dotage by specifying a washing/drying bog. Mrs W thinks it’s the best thing in the house, and uses all its abilities all the time, while I just use it as a bog. One of the big advantages is that it fulfils the purposes of a bidet as well as a toilet, but without needing twice the space. Win win. Iccy would be thrilled, and he’s hard to please!
Why would anyone buy a bidet? Which way round do you sit - face the wall, or out? Perch on freezing porcelain or a nice comfy toilet seat (apparently heated is possible!)? Warm air drier or paper towels and a special bin?
Yes , it cost a bit, but still.
Why would anyone buy a bidet? Which way round do you sit - face the wall, or out? Perch on freezing porcelain or a nice comfy toilet seat (apparently heated is possible!)? Warm air drier or paper towels and a special bin?
Yes , it cost a bit, but still.
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We're trying to start a panic buying spree of rectal ablution installations.Wossname wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2026 9:17 pm I’ve just realised that this thread is about diesel prices. Sorry!
(Investment tip - go large on Sparklebum Porcelain Inc and Clagblaster Accessory Co before it really kicks off).
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Most material things are just trinkets that you can live with or live without and it has little effect on your life, but a decent bathroom can make your visit a genuinely pleasant experience.
I worked with a guy that spent a fortune on the bathrooms in his rented house, something that I wouldn’t have considered in rented property but he gave me a long speech about the effect a good bathroom and toilet facilities can have on your life and I never forgot it.
It’s not even a little thing, you’re in and out of there several times a day and if each time is a nice experience then it adds value to your life. Walking out feeling fresh and relaxed is worth the effort. All our bathrooms have a bidet but they’re also modeled to make them nice places to spend a penny.
You can tell a lot about people from their bathroom.
I worked with a guy that spent a fortune on the bathrooms in his rented house, something that I wouldn’t have considered in rented property but he gave me a long speech about the effect a good bathroom and toilet facilities can have on your life and I never forgot it.
It’s not even a little thing, you’re in and out of there several times a day and if each time is a nice experience then it adds value to your life. Walking out feeling fresh and relaxed is worth the effort. All our bathrooms have a bidet but they’re also modeled to make them nice places to spend a penny.
You can tell a lot about people from their bathroom.
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A good friend refuses to compromise on three things: Coffee, cheese and toilet paper.
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I don't fancy anything spraying up my arse. 
Baby wipes will do a nice clean up if things have got a little explosive. Chuck in the sanitary bin, job done.
DO NOT FLUSH WIPES DOWN THE TOILET.
Baby wipes will do a nice clean up if things have got a little explosive. Chuck in the sanitary bin, job done. DO NOT FLUSH WIPES DOWN THE TOILET.
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Sounds like you've spent more than a penny!IccyV2 wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2026 2:40 am Most material things are just trinkets that you can live with or live without and it has little effect on your life, but a decent bathroom can make your visit a genuinely pleasant experience.
I worked with a guy that spent a fortune on the bathrooms in his rented house, something that I wouldn’t have considered in rented property but he gave me a long speech about the effect a good bathroom and toilet facilities can have on your life and I never forgot it.
It’s not even a little thing, you’re in and out of there several times a day and if each time is a nice experience then it adds value to your life. Walking out feeling fresh and relaxed is worth the effort. All our bathrooms have a bidet but they’re also modeled to make them nice places to spend a penny.
You can tell a lot about people from their bathroom.
My Sister rents out her flat in order to rent out a much nicer flat in a prime position in Leigh-on-Sea. Her landlords must love her as she's fully redecorated it to a very high standard! They've even stopped doing annual inspections!
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I must have few things but I do insist on vintage Taittinger and good lighting.cheb wrote: Sat Apr 04, 2026 5:34 am A good friend refuses to compromise on three things: Coffee, cheese and toilet paper.
And no sand toileting.