Theoretical perfect bike
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
The only thing wrong with my Honda is that it's a bit odd looking, actually that's not true, the seat could be comfort as well.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
Remind me which one you have?Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 12:42 pm The only thing wrong with my Honda is that it's a bit odd looking, actually that's not true, the seat could be comfort as well.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
I really like Street Triple 765s - I may have mentioned that and I'm missing not having one already. They are the perfect size, power and weight for me and they do everything quickly, go, stop, turn. The suspension on the last one I had was like riding on a cloud regardless of what kind of riding I was doing. So, the perfect bike for me would be a Street Triple without any engine or drive issues.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
150kg wet weight and 120 bhp.
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Well, all right then. 100bhp if you must...
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Well, all right then. 100bhp if you must...
There is no cloud, just somebody else's computer.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
viewtopic.php?t=8118A_morti wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 2:36 pmRemind me which one you have?Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 12:42 pm The only thing wrong with my Honda is that it's a bit odd looking, actually that's not true, the seat could be comfort as well.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
CB1000R, I doubt if it would be your perfect bikeA_morti wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 2:36 pmRemind me which one you have?Le_Fromage_Grande wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 12:42 pm The only thing wrong with my Honda is that it's a bit odd looking, actually that's not true, the seat could be comfort as well.
Re: Theoretical perfect bike
Alleluia to that, just need dials to see roughly where we're at with a glance, nothing more thank you.And keep the analogue dash please, add more info if you like but keep the speedo and tacho as they are.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
Do you have an RE franchised dealer on the island?
If so, go have a look at the 450 Himalayan.
If so, go have a look at the 450 Himalayan.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
I don't understand myself... I test rode a Guerrilla 450 and thought it lacked a bit of power, 40 hp i think.
I buy a monkey with 9.2 hp and absolutely love riding it, how's that work.
I buy a monkey with 9.2 hp and absolutely love riding it, how's that work.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
Your cot was painted in lead paint.Dodgy69 wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 10:13 pm I don't understand myself... I test rode a Guerrilla 450 and thought it lacked a bit of power, 40 hp i think.
I buy a monkey with 9.2 hp and absolutely love riding it, how's that work.![]()
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
I'm aware they're built on a whole new platform, but...KungFooBob wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 10:04 pm Do you have an RE franchised dealer on the island?
If so, go have a look at the 450 Himalayan.
I test rode the scram 411. It looked nice but was bloody awful in terms of engine, suspension, and brakes.
My mate's Himalayan 411 is at the dealership after the starter clutch bearing and starter motor reduction gears shit the bed. It's been there since November waiting for parts.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
If I had a use case for one, I'd have another Grom in a minute. They're so much fun it's ridiculous.Dodgy69 wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 10:13 pm I don't understand myself... I test rode a Guerrilla 450 and thought it lacked a bit of power, 40 hp i think.
I buy a monkey with 9.2 hp and absolutely love riding it, how's that work.![]()
But being honest with myself it'd probably just sit there depreciating as I need a fair size topbox for the work laptop and even I couldn't do that to a Grom. And if I could it'd encroach on the tiny rear seat I use to collect kiddo from school.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
That is actually a great shout.matt wrote: Fri Feb 06, 2026 3:35 am Sounds like the new Kawasaki kle 500 could be right up your street?
While the real adv boys are unhappy about lacking ground clearance, it wouldn't bother me a jot and it has a revvy street bike engine (under stressed and well proven) together with big long legs. They're offering it with a top box with a really useful looking rack, too.
It's basically a more grown up versys 300.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
How much more is road tax for a 500? A guy I used to work with always had sportsbikes and anything else was shite and not worth having. He had a CB500X as a courtesy bike for a week and actually bought one after having it. Said it was an absolute hoot around town and the best commuter ever. He's not the first i've hear rave about what a cracking little bike they are!
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
I do like them, but especially since they started fitting USD forks to them, they seemed to get a bit stiffer in the suspension.Taipan wrote: Fri Feb 06, 2026 8:57 am A guy I used to work with always had sportsbikes and anything else was shite and not worth having. He had a CB500X as a courtesy bike for a week and actually bought one after having it. Said it was an absolute hoot around town and the best commuter ever. He's not the first i've hear rave about what a cracking little bike they are!
Not that I've actually ridden one, tbf.
<125cc €10 per year
<350cc €25 per year
350cc - 500cc ramps up as the bike ages: 70, 70 70, 70, 70, 77, 85, 93, 102, 113, 124, 136, 150, 165, 182.
It's slightly more for 501cc-800cc, then again for >800cc which is the top bracket.
It' not the end of the world either way, but it's a few quid and the cheap license bikes can be easier to sell on.
If you're interested:
https://www.transport.gov.mt/Land/Downl ... -FEES-6087
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
I've been thinking more about this and it just might be my next bike. They're starting deliveries March/April, I'll go down to the dealership for a sit and see if I can reach the floor - but I already saw they're offering a -30mm lower seat as an accessory.matt wrote: Fri Feb 06, 2026 3:35 am Sounds like the new Kawasaki kle 500 could be right up your street?
Seems Big Green doesn't allow hot linking images, but the product page is here:
https://www.kawasaki.eu/en/Motorcycles/ ... E500DTFATC
Also - HTF are they offering a 500 twin for the same money as a CRF300? The base KLE500 with LCD speedo is £5,999 while the CRF300L is £5,899 and the KLE500SE with fancy speedo and LED indicators is £6,599 - the exact same money as a CRF300 Rally.
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Re: Theoretical perfect bike
Because the KLE 500 is a 30 year old design, it probably costs less to make the EX500 engine than it does the CRF, there's at least 4 current Kawasakis with engines based on it
