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New Master Chef presenter announced...
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TV presenter Gregg Wallace makes another online statement...

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It's not really a joke, just a clever poem. I like it.
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Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife "you know what, you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston".
She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?" I said "yes sweetheart she's 9 stone and you're 18"
I truly appreciated everything the paramedics did last night. I'm in Ward 15, and I'd like some visitors...
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Taipan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 11:57 am Image
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 2:29 pm
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Even bland can be a type of character :wave:
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And the hits just keep coming!

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I saw this today and it got loads of giggles.
WTF is it about?
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Not sure but I'd guess at spilling the tea is an old slang term for gossiping?
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Taipan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:28 pm old slang term for gossiping?
So old it's come all the way back around.
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Taipan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:28 pm Not sure but I'd guess at spilling the tea is an old slang term for gossiping?
Eh? Wassat???
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Is it like spill the beans?
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I genuinely laughed out loud when I saw this one...
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I fucking love eBay sold my homing pigeons four times this month :thumbup:
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Yorick wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:37 pm
Taipan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 03, 2024 7:28 pm Not sure but I'd guess at spilling the tea is an old slang term for gossiping?
Eh? Wassat???
Social Media Glossary wrote:What does Spill The Tea mean in social media conversations?
“Spill the tea” is a popular phrase on social media that means sharing gossip or revealing interesting news.

It’s like telling someone, “Tell me the latest news or secrets!” It’s become a fun way for people to discuss the latest happenings or juicy details.
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