A right now thread

[Noggin]

You know when there's something you just haven't really done (in about 35 years) and there's a possibility that you might, but there's just no one to really talk to about it and it's challenging when you put language and cultural differences into the mix!!

Anyway - off to send a text that may or may not kybosh something


Ok, I did chat with a girl friend this afternoon - hence the text. But damn, some things in life are a bit complicated for this girl of little relationship maturity!!

You can write anal sex, we don't have swear filters

Enjoy!

Mate, I said 35 years!! I'm a pretty broad minded girl!!

It's far more scary than anal sex!! It's possible relationship stuff - right at the start of a possible. Bloody hell it's too complicated for a novice (novice at relationships!!! )

[Yorick]

You know when there's something you just haven't really done (in about 35 years) and there's a possibility that you might, but there's just no one to really talk to about it and it's challenging when you put language and cultural differences into the mix!!

Anyway - off to send a text that may or may not kybosh something


Ok, I did chat with a girl friend this afternoon - hence the text. But damn, some things in life are a bit complicated for this girl of little relationship maturity!!

You can write anal sex, we don't have swear filters

Enjoy!

[Felix]

You know when there's something you just haven't really done (in about 35 years) and there's a possibility that you might, but there's just no one to really talk to about it and it's challenging when you put language and cultural differences into the mix!!

Anyway - off to send a text that may or may not kybosh something


Ok, I did chat with a girl friend this afternoon - hence the text. But damn, some things in life are a bit complicated for this girl of little relationship maturity!!

Did she feel the same way

[Noggin]

You know when there's something you just haven't really done (in about 35 years) and there's a possibility that you might, but there's just no one to really talk to about it and it's challenging when you put language and cultural differences into the mix!!

Anyway - off to send a text that may or may not kybosh something


Ok, I did chat with a girl friend this afternoon - hence the text. But damn, some things in life are a bit complicated for this girl of little relationship maturity!!

Did she feel the same way

TBF, she’s not my type!!! But she did do the dating thing a few years ago (she’s only a few years younger than me!) and ended up getting married (happily) - so a handy person to talk to in a way
I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost

[Felix]

I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost

I am the same with women. I now just sit, nod and smile now and then. Works a treat

[KungFooBob]

Wondering what my chances are of a threesome with Carla and DS Swain.

[Felix]

Wondering what my chances are of a threesome with Carla and DS Swain.

I had to google that. You watch Corrie

[KungFooBob]

Wondering what my chances are of a threesome with Carla and DS Swain.

I had to google that. You watch Corrie

[Felix]

Yeah that is the main picture that came up on google. Good point well made but you have no fucking chance I used to have dirty thoughts about the actress who played Kim Tait in Emmerdale but the first time round when she was married to the bloke in the wheelchair. Danny Glover beat me to her

[Noggin]

I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost

I am the same with women. I now just sit, nod and smile now and then. Works a treat

Yeah, that might work if I’m in a relationship - but won’t help me get to that point

[MrLongbeard]

I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost

We are fairly simple creatures, a beer and a handful of boob and I'm happy

[KungFooBob]

I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost

We are fairly simple creatures, a beer and a handful of boob and I'm happy

...and a hole. A holes the goal!

[Yorick]

I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost

We are fairly simple creatures, a beer and a handful of boob and I'm happy

Not too big. More than a handful's a waste.

[mangocrazy]

I just don’t understand guys. As mates, yes. But anything more, I’m lost

We are fairly simple creatures, a beer and a handful of boob and I'm happy

Not too big. More than a mouthful's a waste.

FTFY

[KungFooBob]

My wife, who yesterday turned 47, claims to have never endured the film "Bugsy Malone".

I'm calling bullshit, but she's adamant.

So, fuck you Morrisons, you're not relevant!

[Mussels]

My wife, who yesterday turned 47, claims to have never endured the film "Bugsy Malone".

I'm calling bullshit, but she's adamant.

So, fuck you Morrisons, you're not relevant!

Same here, I don't think I've ever seen more than a few minutes of any gangster movie. Even if it's a musical comedy.

[Sunny]

My wife, who yesterday turned 47, claims to have never endured the film "Bugsy Malone".

I'm calling bullshit, but she's adamant.

So, fuck you Morrisons, you're not relevant!

Same here, I don't think I've ever seen more than a few minutes of any gangster movie. Even if it's a musical comedy.

Ditto. I've never seen Wizard of Oz either. I am a mere 45 though...

[Sunny]

I have however, just finished (re)watching Alien. From the year of my birth

[Noggin]

Not too big. More than a handful's a waste.

Not too big. More than a mouthful's a waste.

FTFY
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Well aren't you two just a bundle of joy on a Saturday morning!! Best quit whilst I'm behind then

[MrLongbeard]

Best quit whilst I'm behind then

No such thing as a bad boob, but from behind you say, slowly swinging in the breeze