Just Dead Celebrity Express Thread !

[Felix]

Who's this Alex Hammond?

Dead guy from Top Gear or was that Richard Salmond???

[Felix]

Has Nicola commented yet?

Not on here obvs, but elsewhere.

In the Sun

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1 ... ibute-snp/

[Bigjawa]

Bloke from One Direction who was shagging Cheryl Cole.

https://news.sky.com/story/former-one-d ... s-13234922

[Felix]

Bloke from One Direction who was shagging Cheryl Cole.

https://news.sky.com/story/former-one-d ... s-13234922

I never knew he had a kid with Cheryl. Apparently pissed or drugs and decided to go sky diving.

[Taipan]

Strange affair. Posted a video an hour before he fell and he was calm and having breakfast with (presumably) his other half. But within an hour the police were called in response to a an angry man under the influence of alcohol and drugs? Must have been a real party hour!?!?!

Police say they were called to the hotel after reports of an "aggressive man who may have been under the effects of drugs and alcohol"

Payne fell from the balcony after officers arrived, the statement adds

[KungFooBob]

Just because the video was posted an hour before doesn't mean it was filmed an hour before.

[David]

Just because the video was posted an hour before doesn't mean it was filmed an hour before.

But where is the conspiracy tale if that works?

[Taipan]

Just because the video was posted an hour before doesn't mean it was filmed an hour before.

True but I think it was a live broadcast thing?

[Taipan]

Just because the video was posted an hour before doesn't mean it was filmed an hour before.

But where is the conspiracy tale if that works?

I was thinking more that he must have some real issues going on to go from sober (looking) to off his nut on drink and drugs in an hour?? Are you suggesting Argy plod lobbed him off the balcony!

[KungFooBob]

Just because the video was posted an hour before doesn't mean it was filmed an hour before.

But where is the conspiracy tale if that works?

I was thinking more that he must have some real issues going on to go from sober (looking) to off his nut on drink and drugs in an hour?? Are you suggesting Argy plod lobbed him off the balcony!

Maybe he was offed in a secret Nazi plot, that's where they all went after the war.

[Taipan]

Hmmm, what was he doing there anyway? I mean WTF goes to Argentina? Do you think he could be part of some international pop star spy ring? Have to admit it’s a hell of a cover and yer pop star travels around the world as free as a diplomat! I reckon Taylor Swift heads it up, I mean look at her association with heads of Govt and how they lay on security and transport etc! We could be onto something big here!

[gremlin]

Had he pissed off Putin any time recently?

[Skub]

Bloke from One Direction who was shagging Cheryl Cole.

https://news.sky.com/story/former-one-d ... s-13234922

At least he ticked that box.

[David]

Just because the video was posted an hour before doesn't mean it was filmed an hour before.

But where is the conspiracy tale if that works?

I was thinking more that he must have some real issues going on to go from sober (looking) to off his nut on drink and drugs in an hour?? Are you suggesting Argy plod lobbed him off the balcony!

I noed you were not suggesting that....and i agree, both sad and strange....maybe the newly famous should get instruction on drink/drugs....

[Bigjawa]

Bloke from One Direction who was shagging Cheryl Cole.

https://news.sky.com/story/former-one-d ... s-13234922

At least he ticked that box.

It's not exactly an exclusive club, to be fair..

[ZRX61]

He learned that gravity works in one direction....

[Screwdriver]

He learned that gravity works in one direction....

Gravity behaves much more weirdly in one dimension (he would probably oscillate). In this real world experiment he would experience the joys of existing in his own inertial reference frame during his four vector Lorentz transformation. Albeit briefly...

[Silly Car]

Original Iron Maiden singer, Paul Di’Anno

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0l0nnnekdo

[Screwdriver]

I noed you were not suggesting that....and i agree, both sad and strange....maybe the newly famous should get instruction on drink/drugs....

Following the P Diddy noncense (sic.) it is becoming clear the entire industry is a cesspit of debauchery and drugs. Newly framed (!) celebrities become indoctrinated into this hedonistic clique by Diddy/Kanye with drugs/sex and blackmail material. It's for when they become famous enough to be useful.

With Liam Payne it was "pink cocaine" apparently. MDMA and coke. The sort of stuff Diddy spikes your drinks with when you're daft enough to become indoctrinated into this satanic group at one of his "infamous" parties.

Lot of big names on his list and loose lips sink ships. Puff Diddy is a dead man...

[Screwdriver]

I shouldn't laugh but, this just in:

Breaking: IDF officially announced tonight that the new head of Hezbollah that replaced the previous new head of Hezbollah who was eliminated after he replaced the previous head of Hezbollah who was eliminated, was eliminated.

Hashem Safieddine. IKR, wgaf.