Yorick wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 12:37 pm
They put me to sleep during mine
It wasn't that bad, in fairness. The worse bit was when he squeezed the local anesthetic down my Jap-eye, then proceeded to do what I can only describe as 'reverse milking', whilst pinching closed said Jap-eye, to make sure it went all the way down the shaft.
Once you've experienced that, there's little dignity to lose for the rest of the procedure.
I got jab in my arm and a nice sleep.
And no idea what they were doing to you whilst asleep.
Did you not wonder why your bell-end was covered in glitter and two eyes drawn on your nuts when you woke up?
It wasn't that bad, in fairness. The worse bit was when he squeezed the local anesthetic down my Jap-eye, then proceeded to do what I can only describe as 'reverse milking', whilst pinching closed said Jap-eye, to make sure it went all the way down the shaft.
Once you've experienced that, there's little dignity to lose for the rest of the procedure.
I got jab in my arm and a nice sleep.
And no idea what they were doing to you whilst asleep.
Did you not wonder why your bell-end was covered in glitter and two eyes drawn on your nuts when you woke up?
Yorick wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 1:07 pm
I got jab in my arm and a nice sleep.
And no idea what they were doing to you whilst asleep.
Did you not wonder why your bell-end was covered in glitter and two eyes drawn on your nuts when you woke up?
Did you have to pay extra for that?
Nah. My company has a very, very generous health care policy. Genital graffiti is included.
Doesn't look too dissimilar to looking at the screen during my cystoscopy.
They put me to sleep during mine
It wasn't that bad, in fairness. The worse bit was when he squeezed the local anesthetic down my Jap-eye, then proceeded to do what I can only describe as 'reverse milking', whilst pinching closed said Jap-eye, to make sure it went all the way down the shaft.
Once you've experienced that, there's little dignity to lose for the rest of the procedure.
Pictures or it never happened............oh.....hang on a mo!
Taipan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:53 am
Had a large beer in Mijas yesterday and got it one of these jugs! Haven’t seen on e if those since the early 80s!
Should be in the 'Show us your ugly mugs' thread.
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But certainty is an absurd one.
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