utterly random picture thread.

[gremlin]

They put me to sleep during mine

It wasn't that bad, in fairness. The worse bit was when he squeezed the local anesthetic down my Jap-eye, then proceeded to do what I can only describe as 'reverse milking', whilst pinching closed said Jap-eye, to make sure it went all the way down the shaft.

Once you've experienced that, there's little dignity to lose for the rest of the procedure.

I got jab in my arm and a nice sleep.

And no idea what they were doing to you whilst asleep.
Did you not wonder why your bell-end was covered in glitter and two eyes drawn on your nuts when you woke up?

[Yorick]

It wasn't that bad, in fairness. The worse bit was when he squeezed the local anesthetic down my Jap-eye, then proceeded to do what I can only describe as 'reverse milking', whilst pinching closed said Jap-eye, to make sure it went all the way down the shaft.

Once you've experienced that, there's little dignity to lose for the rest of the procedure.

I got jab in my arm and a nice sleep.

And no idea what they were doing to you whilst asleep.
Did you not wonder why your bell-end was covered in glitter and two eyes drawn on your nuts when you woke up?

Did you have to pay extra for that?

[gremlin]

I got jab in my arm and a nice sleep.

And no idea what they were doing to you whilst asleep.
Did you not wonder why your bell-end was covered in glitter and two eyes drawn on your nuts when you woke up?

Did you have to pay extra for that?

Nah. My company has a very, very generous health care policy. Genital graffiti is included.

[Sadlonelygit]

Doesn't look too dissimilar to looking at the screen during my cystoscopy.

They put me to sleep during mine

It wasn't that bad, in fairness. The worse bit was when he squeezed the local anesthetic down my Jap-eye, then proceeded to do what I can only describe as 'reverse milking', whilst pinching closed said Jap-eye, to make sure it went all the way down the shaft.

Once you've experienced that, there's little dignity to lose for the rest of the procedure.

Pictures or it never happened............oh.....hang on a mo!

[Taipan]

[gremlin]

Where do the Pez sweets come out?

[Horse]

How many?
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[Taipan]

better than an ice cream!

[Mr. Dazzle]

Isn't the person who buys the ice cream also usually the one who eats it?

[Mussels]

Isn't the person who buys the ice cream also usually the one who eats it?

Have you never had a family trip to the beach?

[Yorick]

Sometimes I sit on the front stairs and think that life ain't so bad

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[gremlin]

Wait til the piles kick in.

[Mussels]

Wait til the piles kick in.

Or his missus stops letting him back in.

[Yorick]

Wait til the piles kick in.

The stones were hot from the sun

[Taipan]

Had a large beer in Mijas yesterday and got it one of these jugs! Haven’t seen on e if those since the early 80s!

[cheb]

Clicks fingers twice. "In a thin glass"

[Taipan]

[Count Steer]

Had a large beer in Mijas yesterday and got it one of these jugs! Haven’t seen on e if those since the early 80s!

Should be in the 'Show us your ugly mugs' thread.

[cheb]

That's more like a goblin shark than a great white.

[Count Steer]

That's more like a goblin shark than a great white.

'We're gonna need a bigger blackboard'.