Jokes Thread

[Horse]

Irish delivery company?

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[Felix]

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[weeksy]

Well i've had no reports... so... move on...

The world here is simple... If people are offended/outraged, use the report button... If you don't... then i'm ok.

[Horse]

How to make the perfect episode of Grand Designs

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[Horse]

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[gremlin]

How to make the perfect episode of Grand Designs

https://www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/perf ... signs.html

By coincidence, we ended up half-watching an episode last night, with a Zimbabwean woman and Aussie bloke building just such a soulless square box, bolloxing up the build by project managing and all the rest of it. God, they were a fucking pretentious pair, banging on about building a house with Zimbabwean and Australian combined cultural heritage.

I felt quite de-stressed after an hour of smug schadenfreude.

[Taipan]

I used to be a grand designs fan, but, yes, its eaten itself now.

[Tricky]

Not a joke as such, but a great retort IMO, genuinely made me laugh out loud

[Taipan]

[Sadlonelygit]

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And a big shout out to Judas, thanks for the 4 day weekend!

[Felix]

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[Jody]

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I'm not criticising the post, but when the submarine imploded, jokes about that were considered to be in bad taste and it kicked off.
Then there was the Hawaiian island that caught fire, again people made jokes about that but nobody moaned.
Now at least 10 dead with a wayward ship, and that's considered fair game too.
Could somebody explain to me what level of double standards we're using, just to be on the safe side!

Is it because very wealthy people died in the sub?

idk, I just recall when a helicopter of millionaires crashed in the US last year (?) My wealthy boss described it as very sad. He's never commented on any other incident ??

When a Concorde full of wealthy people crashed, the entire fleet was grounded permanently.....

[Mr. Dazzle]

When a Concorde full of wealthy people crashed, the entire fleet was grounded permanently.....

It was grounded for quite a while, but not permanently. They spent loads of time, effort and money to get it back in the air and then kept it in operation for what felt about 5 minutes more.

[636mick]

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[636mick]

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Stolen from Facebook.

[Felix]

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[Felix]

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[Horse]

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[Taipan]

[Saga Lout]

My mother made us eat all sorts of vitamins and supplements, until one day I nearly choked on part of the Sunday Times.