I've got to spend £500 on myself, what to buy?

[Taipan]

Long service award is anything up to a value of £500 max and I haven't got a clue what to buy? I have all the tools I want. Bought a new lid and jacket last year. Errr.... Any ides?

[KungFooBob]

Drugs and hookers!

I'd buy an Arai Quantic or a Tour-X5, but you mention you've already bought a lid.

[Yorick]

Shandy

[weeksy]

https://troyleedesigns.co.uk/collection ... ack-yellow

Pretty please

[mangocrazy]

Wine.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Its just gonna end up in the loft anyway, so I wouldn't worry too much.

[Horse]

Its just gonna end up in the loft anyway, so I wouldn't worry too much.

Put it towards a bigger loft?

Or installation of a lift?

[KungFooBob]

Convert the loft into a wine cellar.

[Count Steer]

If it has to be an actual asset then maybe a nice Mont Blanc pen?

Yeah, or MB wallet/credit card holder, notebook holder etc. Their leather stuff is quite nice.

[Taipan]

Do they give you the money or do you have to choose a physical asset and they pay?

If you get the cash then I’d pay for as many of my family to attend a big Sunday dinner at a local pub. We do it a couple of times a year, about fifteen of us all go for a basic pub dinner and it’s cracking, we pick up the tab.

If it has to be an actual asset then maybe a nice Mont Blanc pen?

Something physical or it gets taxed apparently. TBH I take the family out and on holiday anyway, so that wouldn't really work. Hmmm, holiday... wonder if could get a tui voucher or such like. Could bag a weeked in seville or soemthing then?

[Taipan]

If it has to be an actual asset then maybe a nice Mont Blanc pen?

Yeah, or MB wallet/credit card holder, notebook holder etc. Their leather stuff is quite nice.

Not me at all tbh. It'd get put in the drawer of plenty never to be seen again...

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

A gimp suit

[Pirahna]

A weekend break or two with the missus. Ferry tickets for the camper.

[KungFooBob]

I could come set something on fire for you?

[Skub]

https://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorc ... rod/110437

[Le_Fromage_Grande]

A tattoo of a cock and balls on your arse and back, each of your buttocks is tattooed as a hairy bollock and then the erect cock is tattooed up your spine.

[Skub]

A tattoo of a cock and balls on your arse and back, each of your buttocks is tattooed as a hairy bollock and then the erect cock is tattooed up your spine.

Sounds like sir has admired one similar in times past...

[Buckaroo]

Spend it on learning something new. You will have a gift that will keep on giving and you can share it too.

Material stuff.....whatever

[Horse]

A gimp suit

And convert the loft into ... ?

[Sunny]

Ground anchor and big fuck off Almax?