utterly random picture thread.

[cheb]

Guesses invited.

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You shoved a lemon or lime segment up your jacksie?

[Pirahna]

Guesses invited.

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Trying to get the dog to swallow a pill.

[Yorick]

Guesses invited.

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You shoved a lemon or lime segment up your jacksie?

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[gremlin]

If we're getting medical, this is what they found in my colon. Operating in 2 weeks

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I know it can be a bit gross, but it's fucking amazing what can be diagnosed really quickly with endoscopy these days.


Hope it goes well, mate.

[gremlin]

Guesses invited.

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And the answer is:

The inside of my prostate, before and after being TURP'd. No wonder i couldn't have a piss, what with the tube being squished.

I commented that post-op it looks a bit like my mum's grilled liver and bacon from back in the day.

[Horse]

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Did you know that 'corona' term, or was it a LOL Google moment?

And, as per Gremmers, hope it goes well.

[cheb]

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Did you know that 'corona' term, or was it a LOL Google moment?

And, as per Gremmers, hope it goes well.

There was a research paper on how well the glans scrapes any recently deposited semen from a vagina. I think it was entered for an Ignobel.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Shared by one of my colleagues from das Vaterland.

It's pretty interesting.

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[Yorick]

If we're getting medical, this is what they found in my colon. Operating in 2 weeks

20240226_100257.jpg

I know it can be a bit gross, but it's fucking amazing what can be diagnosed really quickly with endoscopy these days.


Hope it goes well, mate.

At the time he said it was 3 years before it would be a problem. And coz I've private health I'm straight in.

[Mr. Dazzle]

Spotted on my commute this morning, near Brackley. They're a long way from home!

They were actually driving to the USAF base at RAF Croughton

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[gremlin]

If they had a Greek passenger would it qualify as Bubble Guam?

[KungFooBob]

Streetfighter!

[Taipan]

[Yorick]

Last night was Carnaval in town and just saw this little pile of rubbish.
Must have been a helluva party.

5 litres of Rose and a 6 pack of HP sauce

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[Taipan]

[Yorick]

Wassat?

[KungFooBob]

Wassat?

I might be wrong, but I reckon it's the Ace Café.

[Horse]

Wassat?

Zoom in

[Yorick]

Wassat?

I might be wrong, but I reckon it's the Ace Café.

Yeah. What's that?

[KungFooBob]

Wassat?

I might be wrong, but I reckon it's the Ace Café.

Yeah. What's that?

In your 97 years on this planet, you've never heard of the Ace Café?