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If only life could be this simple
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Taipan wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:25 pm Image
Our lass put that on FB earlier :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Not so much a joke, more a statement of fact for most UK riders...

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Sadlonelygit wrote: Thu Feb 22, 2024 5:08 pm Just for Yorick
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KungFooBob wrote: Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:58 am Broken Britain.
TBF they did make him pull a long Saturday shift on his first day.
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I know right.

Obviously they'd swim :roll:
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Maybe they hitched a ride on the backs of polar bears?
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Considering also,there are about 18 different types of penguin in Antartica,I don't think just one pair would have sufficed.
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Oh no. Not a wee jokey joke on a joke section on a forum. @weeksy any fake news tags for the miserable sods :lol:
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Skub wrote: Sat Feb 24, 2024 10:40 am Considering also,there are about 18 different types of penguin in Antartica,I don't think just one pair would have sufficed.
Wow! They swam underwater all that way?!!
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