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Count Steer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents. :lol:
People will call him Alfie*. He'll be fine.

* Maybe Leo, he'll still be fine.
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Count Steer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents. :lol:
We went to NCT classes when Foal was imminent.

The organiser said she never commented on names parents gave their kids.

Until once. Parents had chosen 'Amapola' (Arabic, means 'poppy').

Family name? Bear
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Horse wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 7:29 am
Count Steer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents. :lol:
We went to NCT classes when Foal was imminent.

The organiser said she never commented on names parents gave their kids.

Until once. Parents had chosen 'Amapola' (Arabic, means 'poppy').

Family name? Bear
My niece (surname begins with 'W') was going to be christened Jane Elizabeth until my sister realised her initials might be a bit erm...misleading. :D
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Count Steer wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 8:34 am It's not an actual joke but...it made me laugh. I picked up a copy of a local parish mag for December and in the baptisms was:

'Alfie Leonidas Peerless Babington Bamford'

He's really going to hate his parents. :lol:
Many years ag I was in a course and we did the round the table thing of introducing yourselves with your names. One guy was Greek and proudly said his name was (something like) Amergeddon Antigone Papaadadapoudlolus. The trainer quipped well I hope I never have to write to you, :lol:
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Wossname wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:42 pmIMG_7300.png
Has @Skub noticed ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:
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Yorick wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:43 pm
Wossname wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:42 pmIMG_7300.png
Has @Skub noticed ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:
I wondered why it was colder today...
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Skub wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:05 pm
Yorick wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:43 pm
Wossname wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:42 pmIMG_7300.png
Has @Skub noticed ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:
I wondered why it was colder today...
Did you start eating haggis and talking funny ?
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Yorick wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:07 pm
Skub wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:05 pm
Yorick wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 4:43 pm

Has @Skub noticed ? :obscene-birdiedoublered:
I wondered why it was colder today...
Did you start eating haggis and talking funny ?
Grow up
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There was a young man from Trent
Who's cock was so long it bent
To save any trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming he went.
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