Fixed the tumble dryer after the wife ran it with the door filter out and it sucked all the socks inside! Then I put some Xmas lights up on the front of the house. It rained all the time I was doing it and stopped when I finished! I came in and saw the wife was cleaning the oven trays and grills. She said this is hard work and i don't seem to be getting anywhere! I said well dont tickle it, scrub it. As the words left my mouth... Just sat down now after cleaning the oven.
Taipan wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 3:55 pm
Fixed the tumble dryer after the wife ran it with the door filter out and it sucked all the socks inside! Then I put some Xmas lights up on the front of the house. It rained all the time I was doing it and stopped when I finished! I came in and saw the wife was cleaning the oven trays and grills. She said this is hard work and i don't seem to be getting anywhere! I said well dont tickle it, scrub it. As the words left my mouth... Just sat down now after cleaning the oven.
Was there a 'Well, if you think you can do better.....' involved?
IIRC Lakeland do a kit that involves large plastic bags that you put stuff like the oven racks in with a squidge of their fluid in. Leave to 'marinade' and it's all supposed to wipe off. I think I have a kit in the 'cupboard of plenty'. Might get round to using it one day. The bit that vexates me most is the glass in the door. After a few roasts it's unevenly tinted glass and a to clean.
However, I understand that there are people who will come to the house and clean the oven for you. <Fast Show>....Brilliant! </FS>
Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
Taipan wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 3:55 pm
Fixed the tumble dryer after the wife ran it with the door filter out and it sucked all the socks inside! Then I put some Xmas lights up on the front of the house. It rained all the time I was doing it and stopped when I finished! I came in and saw the wife was cleaning the oven trays and grills. She said this is hard work and i don't seem to be getting anywhere! I said well dont tickle it, scrub it. As the words left my mouth... Just sat down now after cleaning the oven.
Was there a 'Well, if you think you can do better.....' involved?
IIRC Lakeland do a kit that involves large plastic bags that you put stuff like the oven racks in with a squidge of their fluid in. Leave to 'marinade' and it's all supposed to wipe off. I think I have a kit in the 'cupboard of plenty'. Might get round to using it one day. The bit that vexates me most is the glass in the door. After a few roasts it's unevenly tinted glass and a to clean.
However, I understand that there are people who will come to the house and clean the oven for you. <Fast Show>....Brilliant!
Ovens are easy to clean/keep clean.
Take all the kit out, put newspaper under the oven if you can and put half a cup of ammonia in the oven Close the door and next morning wash the oven out. All the bits you took out of the oven, put in a double bin liner with half a cup of ammonia and again, leave overnight. Wash them inthe morning. You may need a scotchbrite if it has been a while but you shouldn't need much effort..
Anyone who lived in army married quarters knows how to clean an oven.
Taipan wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 3:55 pm
Fixed the tumble dryer after the wife ran it with the door filter out and it sucked all the socks inside! Then I put some Xmas lights up on the front of the house. It rained all the time I was doing it and stopped when I finished! I came in and saw the wife was cleaning the oven trays and grills. She said this is hard work and i don't seem to be getting anywhere! I said well dont tickle it, scrub it. As the words left my mouth... Just sat down now after cleaning the oven.
Was there a 'Well, if you think you can do better.....' involved?
IIRC Lakeland do a kit that involves large plastic bags that you put stuff like the oven racks in with a squidge of their fluid in. Leave to 'marinade' and it's all supposed to wipe off. I think I have a kit in the 'cupboard of plenty'. Might get round to using it one day. The bit that vexates me most is the glass in the door. After a few roasts it's unevenly tinted glass and a to clean.
However, I understand that there are people who will come to the house and clean the oven for you. <Fast Show>....Brilliant!
Ovens are easy to clean/keep clean.
Take all the kit out, put newspaper under the oven if you can and put half a cup of ammonia in the oven Close the door and next morning wash the oven out. All the bits you took out of the oven, put in a double bin liner with half a cup of ammonia and again, leave overnight. Wash them inthe morning. You may need a scotchbrite if it has been a while but you shouldn't need much effort..
Anyone who lived in army married quarters knows how to clean an oven.
HTH
TBH I'm not sure what half a cup of ammonia is! (It being a gas). If I wanted this liquid stuff, what do I look for on the supermarket shelf? It may be that that's what's in the Lakeland kit?
I do worry about getting aggressive with the catalytic linings though.
Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
Was there a 'Well, if you think you can do better.....' involved?
IIRC Lakeland do a kit that involves large plastic bags that you put stuff like the oven racks in with a squidge of their fluid in. Leave to 'marinade' and it's all supposed to wipe off. I think I have a kit in the 'cupboard of plenty'. Might get round to using it one day. The bit that vexates me most is the glass in the door. After a few roasts it's unevenly tinted glass and a to clean.
However, I understand that there are people who will come to the house and clean the oven for you. <Fast Show>....Brilliant!
Ovens are easy to clean/keep clean.
Take all the kit out, put newspaper under the oven if you can and put half a cup of ammonia in the oven Close the door and next morning wash the oven out. All the bits you took out of the oven, put in a double bin liner with half a cup of ammonia and again, leave overnight. Wash them inthe morning. You may need a scotchbrite if it has been a while but you shouldn't need much effort..
Anyone who lived in army married quarters knows how to clean an oven.
HTH
TBH I'm not sure what half a cup of ammonia is! (It being a gas). If I wanted this liquid stuff, what do I look for on the supermarket shelf? It may be that that's what's in the Lakeland kit?
I do worry about getting aggressive with the catalytic linings though.
Well if you want to be technical about it you want ammonium hydroxide which is a liquid. I used to get it from a chemist and that's where I get it now. My local chemist only sells it in 200 ml bottles so if I'm going to do the whole thing I get two bottles. I just take the tops off and don't bother decanting the stuff cos it's quite noxious.
It can also be used for bending wood if you can't use steam.
Mr. Dazzle wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:22 pm
Get a man in
The particular man I get in has the tagline "we do the job you hate" on his van, and by jove he's right.
He's got a tray of chemical nasties he rolls out the back of his van which smokes when he drops the grills in
TBH I feel the same way about ironing but we have an arrangement, I cook, wife irons. I can do it, but I hate it, she doesn't mind it at all...sets the board up in the bedroom and looks out at the back garden. If she falls under a bus I'm getting the bunch in that have 'Ironing Bored?' on their van.
Happily I don't have 5 work shirts to iron every week any more.
(Where my sister lives they used to run keep fit classes where you could take a basket of ironing to be done while you kept fit. Marv).
Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
The only time I ever even contemplate ironing anything is if there's a wedding or funeral coming up. Even then I may just continue contemplating and sack off the ironing.
mangocrazy wrote: ↑Sun Dec 10, 2023 5:08 pm
The only time I ever even contemplate ironing anything is if there's a wedding or funeral coming up. Even then I may just continue contemplating and sack off the ironing.
I sort of don't mind ironing stuff that 'behaves', like pillow cases but shirts are just not designed to be flattened! Funny really, I'd be happy making stuff that needs a lot of use of the iron in the construction* but, once it's all together....forget it.
* I'm not a tailor but they seem to work with an iron in one hand and a needle and thread in the other. They sort of build a suit by bullying the fabric into shape with an iron.
Doubt is not a pleasant condition.
But certainty is an absurd one.
Voltaire
Researched bike gear armour - with thanks to Horse for the link; measured some recently de-plastered walls on our landing ready for ordering some woodwool board; walked the dog; dragged Christmas stuff out of the loft; dragged the Christmas tree out of the garden; did some troubleshooting on an issue with one of our CCTV cameras; decorated the tree; rescued a drone out of a different, much taller tree ; walked the dog again; realised we forgot to put the beef in the oven (we don't generally do Sunday roasts but Muz needs to do a trial run before he does Christmas dinner at his dad's - ho hum, it'll get done another day); and now I've sat down to see if I can finish reading Jane Eyre with a glass of wine and a nice fire
Skub wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:50 pm
I had a long conversation with my postie today and he told me how Jesus saved him from a life of drugs and debauchery.
So the bearded, sandal-wearing one made off with all the drugs and hookers, then?
Then I put some Xmas lights up on the front of the house. It rained all the time I was doing it and stopped when I finished! 
I came in and saw the wife was cleaning the oven trays and grills. She said this is hard work and i don't seem to be getting anywhere! I said well dont tickle it, scrub it. As the words left my mouth... Just sat down now after cleaning the oven. 
to clean.
; walked the dog again; realised we forgot to put the beef in the oven (we don't generally do Sunday roasts but Muz needs to do a trial run before he does Christmas dinner at his dad's - ho hum, it'll get done another day); and now I've sat down to see if I can finish reading Jane Eyre with a glass of wine and a nice fire 
