TBF i would rather wait at a till for someone to write a cheque out than the muppets using a phone that is still in the pocket when packing the bags. After a fumble getting it out they then need to dick about with a pin, search for an app and as they are flustered due to being a twat they cant connect to the till screen until attempt 5. Asda shoppers are 100% the worst as they also need to dick about with the ASDA fucking app first.
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Heh heh, and come time to do the xmas food / booze shop it'll give me £100+ off my bill
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Even worserer are the old 'uns who insist on putting their cards into the reader, fumbling a few times before getting in, then squinting to put in their PIN in very slowly, using exaggerated and deliberate movements, in order to pay for their two-pints of milk and cat food.
And all the time you can see the contactless symbol printed on their card...
Just touch and go, gramps.....touch and go....
And all the time you can see the contactless symbol printed on their card...
Just touch and go, gramps.....touch and go....
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Yes, but you'll have to elbow through the pajama-clad-at-4pm-mums and mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging unwashed to get it.MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:26 pmHeh heh, and come time to do the xmas food / booze shop it'll give me £100+ off my bill
Or maybe that's just the ASDA at Swanley.
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My Dentists didn't seem bothered about it. Just said let us know if it causes you any problems. So, I'm assuming it'll just grow into place?gremlin wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 12:35 pmI had a similar thing a few years back. Dentist informed me that wisdom teeth don't move at our age. Sure it isn't infected? Mine used to have the habit of trapping food as it was really hard to floss (nice!!).Taipan wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 11:12 am My wisdom tooth is BMP right now. Had a back tooth extracted many years ago. A few years later the dentist told me I have a wisdom tooth making its way down. As it was heading straight down it should be able to go into the gap provided by the extracted tooth, but it may change direction? It broke the surface some years back and that was it. Howvever,in the last 10 days the bastard thing has decided to come down and join the other teeth in a very painful and annoying way!
In the end, I had it extracted (which didn't go well, but that's another story. )
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It's a few years since I've been there but that is a special Asda in a special town. That's where I heard a woman shouting "Porsche, Mercedes, come here!"gremlin wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:29 pmYes, but you'll have to elbow through the pajama-clad-at-4pm-mums and mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging unwashed to get it.MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:26 pmHeh heh, and come time to do the xmas food / booze shop it'll give me £100+ off my bill
Or maybe that's just the ASDA at Swanley.
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God no, I'm in and out way too early to run that gauntletgremlin wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:29 pmYes, but you'll have to elbow through the pajama-clad-at-4pm-mums and mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging unwashed to get it.MrLongbeard wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:26 pmHeh heh, and come time to do the xmas food / booze shop it'll give me £100+ off my bill
Or maybe that's just the ASDA at Swanley.
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Think i have that in my Tesco clubcard. Yip real card that i can flash under the scanner while paying with cash. Good old never fails cash and fuck you plastic card what will end up in landfill in a few yearsMrLongbeard wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:26 pmHeh heh, and come time to do the xmas food / booze shop it'll give me £100+ off my bill
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It BMP that, to get my Dad and Grandads' military records, I have to ask a friend in the uk to print off the forms I'll email him then send a cheque with those forms, cos, I have no UK bank or cheque book and the relevant department will only accept cheques, not online payments
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No i can use two. Edinburgh and Dunbar and they also have the strangest of customers. If they only had a cafe at the door you could sit and people watch all day laughing your head off. Unfortunately my local Tesco dont sell Gluten Free beer so i need to venture into the sess pit
I do enjoy pissing folk off in the car park though. I started a trend here when i parked the wifes FOX
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We're out for the night visiting friends and I'm having to involuntarily park like a twat, I haven't found a car parking space built recently that is large enough to park our old school Range Rover without it encroaching into the spaces around it, and sometimes it sticks out into the road because it's too long.
I'm sure it's "space management" (i.e. making as many spaces as possible in a smaller space as possible) and not because cars are getting smaller, in fact most cars are bigger because of crumple zones.
And don't get me started on the use of space in new build houses, my mum has some houses built at the top of her street and they're all £500k+ and they barely have enough space for two small cars to park. New build estates have gardens smaller than most living rooms and driveways for just one car.
I'm sure it's "space management" (i.e. making as many spaces as possible in a smaller space as possible) and not because cars are getting smaller, in fact most cars are bigger because of crumple zones.
And don't get me started on the use of space in new build houses, my mum has some houses built at the top of her street and they're all £500k+ and they barely have enough space for two small cars to park. New build estates have gardens smaller than most living rooms and driveways for just one car.
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Most of our local car parks fine you if you're not correctly parked between the lines!
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Pah, my saloon car is 19mm longer than your Chelsea tractor :pPotter wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 6:46 pm We're out for the night visiting friends and I'm having to involuntarily park like a twat, I haven't found a car parking space built recently that is large enough to park our old school Range Rover without it encroaching into the spaces around it, and sometimes it sticks out into the road because it's too long.
I'm sure it's "space management" (i.e. making as many spaces as possible in a smaller space as possible) and not because cars are getting smaller, in fact most cars are bigger because of crumple zones.
And don't get me started on the use of space in new build houses, my mum has some houses built at the top of her street and they're all £500k+ and they barely have enough space for two small cars to park. New build estates have gardens smaller than most living rooms and driveways for just one car.
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I'd have guessed it's more of a case that spaces haven't been updated since about 1979 but cars have got loads bigger.
Having said that, the new build car parks here have massive spaces along with foot wide white lines, presumably so your modern fat knacker doesn't have to squeeze though a narrow door opening.
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It was immediately obvious the first time I visited that the car parking spaces at Costco were way more generously-sized than those at Tesco...
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I was in Morrisons down Hawick at the weekend and noticed the spaces were a lot larger than out local Tesco, Asda stores.mangocrazy wrote: ↑Thu Nov 23, 2023 7:27 pm It was immediately obvious the first time I visited that the car parking spaces at Costco were way more generously-sized than those at Tesco...
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Got my new card on Monday, this morning I see another debit for Deliveroo for around £30. FFS.gremlin wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 6:37 pm A dodgy debit on my Barclays bank account from Deliveroo.
Never used them, so called the bank who instantly cancelled my card and refunded me, so fair play.
Not sure how my card details were obtained as I'm pretty canny, but such is life. Annoying, but hey ho.
Called Barclays again who were pretty good but equally as baffled as it's a new card and I'd only got around to adding it to Amazon for the Kindle and putting it on Wallet.
New card cancelled and another one on the way. Bizarre.
If it happens again I'll raise a complaint then they'll need to do a bit more investigation, even if it is for a piddly amount.
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Unnecessarily precise estimates. Here's the latest one, this is from Royal Mail:
Email received yesterday evening:
"Delivery is due: Friday, 24 November 2023*
"Between 09:52am and 12:52pm*"
I noticed the asterisks so I scrolled down to the small print
"*Please be aware any time or date shown is not a guarantee."
Why not say "between about 9:30am and 1:00pm, which is what they mean? If they arrived at 9:50 I'm sure they wouldn't sit outside for two minutes until they were officially allowed to deliver my parcel, or would they?
And another email sent this morning at 10:09 telling me they still expected to deliver the parcel between 09:52am and 12:52pm.
Email received yesterday evening:
"Delivery is due: Friday, 24 November 2023*
"Between 09:52am and 12:52pm*"
I noticed the asterisks so I scrolled down to the small print
"*Please be aware any time or date shown is not a guarantee."
Why not say "between about 9:30am and 1:00pm, which is what they mean? If they arrived at 9:50 I'm sure they wouldn't sit outside for two minutes until they were officially allowed to deliver my parcel, or would they?
And another email sent this morning at 10:09 telling me they still expected to deliver the parcel between 09:52am and 12:52pm.
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You don't have an unexplained pile of empty take away boxes and mysterious tiredness all the time, do you?gremlin wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 8:32 amGot my new card on Monday, this morning I see another debit for Deliveroo for around £30. FFS.gremlin wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2023 6:37 pm A dodgy debit on my Barclays bank account from Deliveroo.
Never used them, so called the bank who instantly cancelled my card and refunded me, so fair play.
Not sure how my card details were obtained as I'm pretty canny, but such is life. Annoying, but hey ho.
Called Barclays again who were pretty good but equally as baffled as it's a new card and I'd only got around to adding it to Amazon for the Kindle and putting it on Wallet.
New card cancelled and another one on the way. Bizarre.
If it happens again I'll raise a complaint then they'll need to do a bit more investigation, even if it is for a piddly amount.