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Teletext

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PORN.

The new Mccy D's advert on the telly box rips off teletext/ceefax.

I suddenly had a flash back, on ITV Teletext, after a certain time, they used to publish erotic stories, I'm sure I didn't imagine this.

There was also a quiz that was pretty cool.

Jesus H Christ, how fucking old am I!
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HA!

I bet you thought this was going to be a thread about cheap holibobs.
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KungFooBob wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 9:35 pm
There was also a quiz that was pretty cool.
Bamboozled!

The internet had already arrived by the time Porn meant anything to me :D
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I knew a lass who would book two weeks off. Have a case packed in advance and sit glued to teletex till she found a great deal. 9 times out of 10 it was booked and she was gone the next day or two.
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Was Teletext branded Ceefax, or the other way around?

I still don't know. I guess I never wil now.
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IIRC BBC channels had 'ceefax', everyone else had teletext.
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I worked with a guy who, it was rumoured, watched the Teletext soap opera.

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As a child I used to love watching the live subtitles on 888, which of course were typed by a real person (with a clever keyboard ISTR). Always made me laugh watching them try - and succeed - to keep up.

Christmas Movies were listed in the special double edition of Radio Times of course. :thumbup:
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 10:08 pm Was Teletext branded Ceefax, or the other way around?

I still don't know. I guess I never wil now.
Teletext is generic. BBC had Ceefax, ITA had ORACLE, France had Minitel (with dedicated little screen all over the place) etc

I used the 'what's on', the footy results and financial/business/share prices stuff iirc.
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Our "cheap Saturday afternoon fun" at uni was to spend the morning in the caff perusing the football fixtures, drop in to the bookies and put a quid on an 8 match accumulator, then spend the afternoon in front of Teletext cheering (or not) the goals in.
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Haha, that does bring back some memories! Teletext had its quirks, that's for sure. Shows our age, doesn't it?
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Mr. Dazzle wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 9:45 pm
KungFooBob wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 9:35 pm
There was also a quiz that was pretty cool.
Bamboozled!

The internet had already arrived by the time Porn meant anything to me :D
Same here nearly for me, before that it was the kays catalogue lingerie section or the littlewoods catalogue lingerie section as a back up...;)
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I remember the days before television,nevermind bloody Teletext and Ceefax.

Radio was the boss.
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Skub wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:22 am I remember the days before television,nevermind bloody Teletext and Ceefax.

Radio was the boss.
So well do I remember Neville Chamberlain declaring war on Germany in morse code.
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Skub wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:22 am I remember the days before television,nevermind bloody Teletext and Ceefax.

Radio was the boss.
I have an old valve wireless that has an insanely good tone.

I remember getting the RUC radio, it was a harmonic though. I bought a scanner and had all their comms in the late 80's/early 90s. No wonder they kept getting ambushed.
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Portland holidays on teletext. Look on Friday, book on saturday, go Saturday night, all for £99 for a week in Spain, loved it!!
In fairness I was a lot younger and thought Salou, Lloret and Tossa were nice places!!
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Bigjawa wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 2:58 pm I have an old valve wireless that has an insanely good tone.
That's why guitar players (among others) have traditionally loved old valve amps,though solid state modelling amps are now getting so good most can't tell any difference.
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Bigjawa wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 2:58 pm
Skub wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:22 am I remember the days before television,nevermind bloody Teletext and Ceefax.

Radio was the boss.
I have an old valve wireless that has an insanely good tone.

I remember getting the RUC radio, it was a harmonic though. I bought a scanner and had all their comms in the late 80's/early 90s. No wonder they kept getting ambushed.
Have you ever had to replace the valves? It's just that Marshall recommend replacing them in power amps every two years and pre-amps every four. From memory valve radios just went on forever!
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Nope, I have another for spares though if the need arises
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Count Steer wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 4:37 pm
Bigjawa wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 2:58 pm
Skub wrote: Fri Oct 20, 2023 9:22 am I remember the days before television,nevermind bloody Teletext and Ceefax.

Radio was the boss.
I have an old valve wireless that has an insanely good tone.

I remember getting the RUC radio, it was a harmonic though. I bought a scanner and had all their comms in the late 80's/early 90s. No wonder they kept getting ambushed.
Have you ever had to replace the valves? It's just that Marshall recommend replacing them in power amps every two years and pre-amps every four. From memory valve radios just went on forever!
Supposedly guitar amps sound best just before the valves die. I can believe iy, 'cause the classic electric guitar noise is generated by valves running essentially beyond their specs (hence the term "overdrive"). People will go out of their way to digitally capture the behaviour of a nearly fucked amp.