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A vegan and a cyclist jump off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins?
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Before the Scotland v England game, the Enland squad wore warm-up shirts with the same logo as the very first game between these two, 150 years ago.
These shirts will be auctioned later for charity.
Maguires shirt is available for £3.27.
These shirts will be auctioned later for charity.
Maguires shirt is available for £3.27.
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I assume he comes for free with it?Yorick wrote: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:28 pm Before the Scotland v England game, the Enland squad wore warm-up shirts with the same logo as the very first game between these two, 150 years ago.
These shirts will be auctioned later for charity.
Maguires shirt is available for £3.27.
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Re: Jokes Thread
Badoom-tschTaipan wrote: Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:24 am If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
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Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet!!!!
He scares the shit out of it......
He scares the shit out of it......
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Heard someone trying to get in the garage last night so phoned the police. They said they didn't have anyone available. I waited a few minutes and phoned again. 'Don't worry about that intruder, I've just shot him'.
Next thing 4 cars, armed response unit etc etc etc.
Nice policeman said 'You said you just shot somebody'.
I said '...and you said no-one was available'.
Next thing 4 cars, armed response unit etc etc etc.
Nice policeman said 'You said you just shot somebody'.
I said '...and you said no-one was available'.
The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'.
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